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April 10, 2026
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"Surfing isn't the most important thing in life. Love is. I've had the chance to embrace more people with one arm than I ever"
"I don't need easy, I just need possible."
"When life hands you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail."
"Branscombe Richmond - Keoki"
"Teila Tuli - Kimo"
"William Baldwin - Himself / Det. Hunter Rush"
"Jason Bateman - Animal Instincts Detective"
"Paul Rudd - Chuck / Kunu"
"Maria Thayer - Wyoma Braden"
"Da'Vone McDonald - Dwayne"
"Liz Cackowski - Liz Bretter"
"Jonah Hill - Matthew Van Der Wyk"
"Bill Hader - Brian Bretter"
"Jack McBrayer - Darald Braden"
"Russell Brand - Aldous Snow"
"I like her hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes."
"Mila Kunis - Rachel Jansen"
"Kristen Bell - Sarah Marshall"
"Jason Segel - Peter "Pete" Bretter"
"A comedy about getting dumped, and taking it like a man."
"When Peter got dumped by his girlfriend, he wanted to get as far away as possible. Apparently... so did she"
"The ultimate romantic disaster movie"
"From the guys who brought you "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" and "Knocked Up""
"I would rather have my testicles spread wafer thin and then sort of pasted with honey and then have wasps unleashed at my own genitals and then I would like the resulting stings to be covered in vinegar and sort of worn as a swimming cap by a Nazi."
"[In response to Matthew the waiter's question about how Aldous liked his CD] Oh, I was gonna listen to your CD, but then I just went on living my life."
"You've got Christ between your thighs... but with a shorter beard."
"Let me just say that if God was a city planner, he would not put a playground next to a sewage system."