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April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Enos, where's Boss Hogg and Roscoe?" (Enos- At your farm) "Thank you Enos. That might be a new record."
"(To Cooter) "Boy, you couldn't fix an election if your brother was the governor!""
"I think something bounced up into my undercarriage."
"Barry Corbin as Bill Pullman"
"Joe Don Baker as Governor Jim Applewhite"
"Junior Brown as The Balladeer (narrator)"
"Alice Greczyn as Laurie Pullman"
"Jacqui Maxwell as Annette"
"Nikki Griffin as Katie-Lynn Johnson"
"Kevin Heffernan as Derek "Sheev" Sheevington"
"When you're flying by the seat of your pants, nothing sounds better than a Plan B."
"The only way I'm leavin' the ranch is in a wooden box!"
"Guy come out of an antique shop carrying a big grandfather's clock. Bumped into this drunk, broke the clock."
"James Roday as Billy Prickett"
"Lynda Carter as Pauline"
"Michael Weston as Deputy Enos Strate"
"M.C. Gainey as Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane"