"Mayor Bob McIntyre: [after band plays 'God Save the Queen' badly] Ladies and gentlemen, distinguished guests, please remain upstanding for the national anthem of the United States of America. [There is a pause, then the band plays the Hawaii Five-0 theme]"

"Ross 'Mitch' Mitchell: Cliff...That's bullshit. You just bullshitted NASA!"

"[last lines]... and it's still in the middle of a sheep paddock."

"We sit here on our arses for five bloody days. Not a breath of bloody wind. Then, on cue, out of nowhere, just when it's our turn, a bloody cyclone decides to park its arse on us! Um... I'm sorry, lads. I just... ..might just go check some bloody thing"

"This is science's chance to be daring."

"Caitlin Clarke - Simone"

"Michael Lombard -Sam Charlton"

"Mark Blum - Richard Mason"

"Graham 'Grace' Walker - Angelo"

"Christine Totos - Rosita"

"Peter Turnbull - Trevor"

"Terry Gill - Duffy"

"Gerry Skilton - Nugget"

"Steve Rackman - Donk"

"David Gulpilil - Neville Bell"

"John Meillon - Walter Reilly"

"Linda Kozlowski - Sue Charlton"

"Paul Hogan - Michael J. 'Crocodile' Dundee"

"He came from Down Under...to turn the Big Apple upside down!"

"Born and raised in the most primitive and hostile territory on Earth, Michael J. Dundee has raised survival to an art form. Now he's about to test himself in a region half as primitive, but twice as hostile: Manhattan Island."

"From the Outback of Australia to urban jungle of New York, there's no wilderness he can't tame!"

"The Wizard of Auz hits The Big Apple!"

"There's a little of him in all of us."

"He's survived the most hostile and primitive land known to man. Now all he's got to do is make it through a week in New York."

"From the Australian Outback to New York City, Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee is about to survive in a different kind of Jungle."

"[honks horn and yells to water buffalo] "Get out of the way dopey!""

"Well, you see, Aborigines don't own the land. They belong to it. It's like their mother. See those rocks? Been standing there for 600 million years. Still be there when you and I are gone. So arguing over who owns them is like two fleas arguing over who owns the dog they live on."

"[singing] Up North in the Never Never / Where the land is harsh and bare / Lives a mighty hunter named Mick Dundee / Who can dance like Fred Astaire!"

"[sings in the bathtub] If I give my heart to you... [pause] then I'll have none and you'll have two."

"No wonder you have so many accidents around here, the steering wheel's on the wrong side of the car!"

"[to a New York driver] Get on the right side of the road, you pelican!"

"John Hannan — Ken Railings"

"Pat Thomson — Shirley Hastings"

"Bill Hunter — Barry Fife"

"Sonia Kruger — Tina Sparkle"

"Kris McQuade — Charm Leachman"

"Pip Mushin — Wayne Burns"

"We had the chance but we were scared. We walked away. WE LIVED OUR LIVES IN FEAR!"

"Shall we dance?"

"We're telling a story. The rumba is the dance of love. Look at me like you're in love. [Fran follows this instruction perhaps a little too enthusiastically] That's it. Good."

"Fran: A life lived in fear is a life half lived."

"Barry Fife: [referring to Ken Railings] Let's not forget, Les, that a Pan Pacific Champion becomes a hero, a guiding light to all dancers, someone who'll set the right example."

"Barry Fife: If you can't dance a step, you can't teach it, and if you can't teach it - we might as well all pack up and go home. With young Liz available again, you've got a chance to get your status quo vadis back... so to speak."

"Leonie Page — Vanessa Cronin"

"Antonio Vargas — Rico"

"Tara Morice — Fran"

"Paul Mercurio — Scott Hastings"

"Kerry Shrimpton — Pam Short"

"Lauren Hewett — Kylie Hastings"