Films Directed By Clint Eastwood

"[while aiming his scoped rifle at a ferry rope] Well, Mr. Carpetbagger we've got something in this territory called the Missouri boat ride."

"Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle 'Dixie'?"

"Everett McGill as Major Malcolm A. Powers"

"Marsha Mason as Aggie"

"Mark Mattingly as Franco "One Ball" Peterson"

"Clint Eastwood as Gunnery Sergeant Thomas Highway"

"This is the AK-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy, and it makes a distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it."

"You can run me, you can starve me, you can beat me and you can kill me. Just don't bore me."

"Bo Svenson as Roy Jennings"

"Eileen Heckart as Mary Jackson"

"Moses Gunn as Staff Sergeant Luke Webster"

"All right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna kill him. Any son of a bitch that takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, burn his damn house down!"

"Frances Fisher - Strawberry Alice"

"Saul Rubinek - W.W. Beauchamp"

"Jaimz Woolvett - The Schofield Kid"

"Richard Harris - English Bob"

"Morgan Freeman - Ned Logan"

"Gene Hackman - Little Bill Daggett"

"Alice Leavasseaur - Penny Munny"

"Shane Meier - Willam Munny Jr."

"Strawberry Alice: Just because we let them smelly fools ride us like horses don't mean we gotta let 'em brand us like horses. Maybe we ain't nothing but whores but we, by god, we ain't horses."

"Skinny Dubois: You know how women lie."

"Clint Eastwood - William Munny"

"Clyde: [about the house the Sheriff's building] You know, he don't have a straight angle in that whole god-damned porch, or the whole house for that matter. He is the worst damn carpenter."

"[accent changing rapidly from plummy English to Cockney] A plague on you. A plague on the whole stinking lot of ya, without morals or laws. And all you whores got no laws. You got no honor. It's no wonder you all emigrated to America, because they wouldn't have you in England. You're a lot of savages, that's what you all are. A bunch of bloody savages. A plague on you. I'll be back."

"[discussing the assassination of President Garfield] If you were to try to assassinate a king, sir, the — how shall I say it? — the aura of royalty would cause you to miss. But, a president— [chuckles] I mean, why not shoot a president?"

"Now Ned, them whores are going to tell different lies than you. And when their lies ain't the same as your lies— Well, I ain't gonna hurt no woman. But I'm gonna hurt you. And not gentle like before, but bad!"

"I suppose you know, Bob, if I ever see you again I'm just going to start shooting and figure it was self-defense."

"I guess you think I'm kicking you, Bob. But it ain't so. What I'm doing is talking. You hear? I'm talking to all those goons down there in Kansas. I'm talking to all those villains in Missouri and all those villains down there in Cheyenne. I'm telling 'em there ain't no whores' gold! Even if there was, well, they wouldn't want to come looking for it anyhow!"

"[to English Bob] You been talking about the queen again? [punches him] On Independence Day?"

"You better bury Ned right! Better not cut up nor otherwise harm no whores, or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons of bitches."