"Hotel operator: Five. This is five. Ignore the sirens. Even if you leave this room, you can never leave this room. (voice becomes low and sinister) Eight. This is eight. We have killed your friends. Every friend is now dead."

"Hotel operator: You can choose to relive this hour over and over, or you can take advantage of our express checkout system. (Camera pans out to reveal a noose hanging from the ceiling.)"

"Workman: I ain't going in this room."

"Postcard: Don't enter 1408."

"Yeah. They're in Room 1408. The room's empty."

"Why do you think people believe in ghosts? For fun? No. It’s the prospect of something after death. How many spirits have you broken?"

"Look, I'm not telling you not to stay in that room for your own good or for the profit of the hotel. Frankly, selfishly, I just don't want to clean up the mess."

"I warned you about 1408."

"It's an evil fucking room."

"[before throwing the ashtray through the window, thereby letting the room explode] The decor is in tatters... And the staff surly... But on the Shiver Scale, I award the Dolphin... ten skulls!"

"We're here to do the job. And we don't rattle."

"[speaking nonchalantly to the ghoulish apparition in the vents as the room burns] Keep quiet, you bastard."

"This may not all be real. I may not even be real. But this fire... That's gotta be real."

"I've lived the life of a selfish man. But I don't have to die that way."

"[speaking into his recorder as he goes out on the ledge, trying to escape the room] If something should happen, if I should slip and fall, I want it known it was an accident. The room did not win."

"It's not that what I'm seeing is not real. It just ain't as real as it seems."

"Let's Encyclopedia Brown this bitch."

"It does have the vague air of menace."

"Hotel rooms are a naturally creepy place."

"[After turning on the lights upon entering Room 1408] This is it?"

"I had a traumatic experience in high school. I tried to help someone, and it backfired horribly."

"Mena Suvari — Lisa Parker"

"Eddie Kaye Thomas — Arnold "Arnie" Thomas"

"Eli/Eliach Craig — Chuck Potter"

"Justin Urich — Brad Winters"

"Rachel Blanchard — Monica Jones"

"(to Rachel) It's a trait, Rachel. You've inherited it. Telekineis; the ability to move objects with your mind."

"Charlotte Ayanna — Tracy Campbell"

"Zachery Ty Bryan — Eric Stark"

"Dylan Bruno — Mark Bing"

"J. Smith Cameron — Barbara Lang"

"Amy Irving — Sue Snell"

"Jason London — Jesse Ryan"

"Emily Bergl — Rachel Lang"

"This March, terror runs in the family."

"Don't cross her... It could be deadly."

"What if you have the power to move objects with your mind? What if everyone gave you a reason to use that power?"

"Every teen thinks terrible thoughts... Hers are deadly."

"Looks can kill."

"(to Sue) With all due respect, lady, you are seriously batshit. I am walking back into the real world now."

"(angry) Is that all I was to you, Jesse? Thirty points?!?"

"I always wanted to be one of the shiny, happy people."

"Please. Don't leave me. I don't have anyone. Please, God... let me die."

"(going back to the old school) The night of the prom. Seventy-three people died. A few of us survived, but we never talked about that night."