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April 10, 2026
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"I may be too old to stir the gravy but I'm still old enough to lick the spoon, that's for damn sure! [Chuckles]"
"My Spanish name is El Mucho Ding-Dong."
"You're a very weird kid."
"Harry Northup - Joe & Jim's Bartender"
"How are we supposed to have a meaningful family relationship if he's always on the verge of killing you?"
"Diane Ladd - Flo"
"Valerie Curtin - Vera"
"Harvey Keitel - Ben"
"Jodie Foster - Audrey"
"Vic Tayback - Mel"
"Lelia Goldoni - Bea"
"Billy Green Bush - Donald"
"Kris Kristofferson - David"
"Alfred Lutter - Tommy"
"Ellen Burstyn - Alice Hyatt"
"You kiss me where the sun don't shine."
"I could lay under you, eat fried chicken and do a crossword puzzle at the same time, that's how much you bother me."
"Cosmo - Arthur"
"[talking to his dog Arthur at a dog park] Go and have experiences with your own people. I'll be right here. I'm a human. I'm not a dog. And you're a Jack Russell, and that's a breed. Your personality was created by this guy John Russell, who was a hunting enthusiast in the 1800's. And he bred your ancestors for their stamina and their courage for the hunt. You think you're you and you want to chase the foxes, but... other people planted that in you years ago, and now, somewhat arbitrarily you're considered very cute by us humans. And we keep breeding you not to- not to chase foxes, but to be cute. And we put you in television shows, and movies, and- And you're chasing tennis balls because they're as close to a fox as you're gonna get."
"[talking to Anna on the phone who uses beeps to talk] I've always wanted to have a phone call with someone who doesn't talk."
"Ewan McGregor - Oliver"
"Christopher Plummer - Hal"
"Mélanie Laurent - Anna"
"Goran Višnjić - Andy"
"Mary Page Keller - Georgia"
"China Shavers - Shauna"
"Lil' JJ - Jimi North"
"David Koechner - Captain Darrell Edwards"
"Jerry O'Connell - Max Algrant"
"Linda Hunt - Mrs. Munion"
"Rip Torn - Commandet Admiral Sherman"
"Ty Panitz - Ethan Beardsley"
"Nicholas Roget-King - Aldo North"
"Jessica Habib - Marisa North"
"Jennifer Habib - Bina North"
"Bridger Palmer - Otter Beardsley"
"Brecken Palmer - Ely Beardsley"
"Andrew Vo - Lau North"
"Slade Pearce - Mick North"
"Haley Ramm - Kelly Beardsley"
"Tyler Patrick Jones - Michael Beardsley"
"Miranda Cosgrove - Joni North"
"Miki Ishikawa - Naoko North"
"Dean Collins - Harry Beardsley"
"Gary Goetzman as Greg Beardsley, Frank's adoptive son"
"Gil Rogers as Rusty Beardsley, Frank's son"
"Tim Matthieson as Mike Beardsley, Frank's son"
"Henry Fonda as Frank Beardsley (the father of 10 Kids) from Mine later Joe's father from Ours"
"Lynnell Atkins as Teresa North, Helen's daughter"
"Greg Atkins as Gerald North, Helen's son"