"Oh, I wish Daddy could be here right now! You can never lose your talent, he used to tell me. You can lose everything else, but, you can't lose your talent."

"Robert O. Cornthwaite — Dr. Shelby"

"Gina Gillespie — Young Blanche Hudson (1917)"

"Julie Allred — Young Baby Jane Hudson (1917)"

"Dave Willock — Ray Hudson"

"Marjorie Bennett — Dehlia Flagg"

"Anna Lee — Mrs. Bates"

"Maidie Norman — Elvira Stitt"

"Victor Buono — Edwin Flagg"

"Joan Crawford — Blanche Hudson"

"Bette Davis — Baby Jane Hudson"

"Too late... too late... too late to call for help."

"You'd better be shockproof before you dare find out!"

"Sister, sister, oh so fair, why is there blood all over your hair?"

"[shocked at some obscenities Jane has scrawled] I can't remember the last time I saw words like that written down!"

"That's great. I spend two days in bed with a guy and you get flowers."

"Jane Krakowski - Mother (Screaming)"

"David Castro - Pedro"

"Krysten Ritter - Gina"

"Maulik Pancholy - Trent"

"Brian Kerwin - Hal Nichols"

"Edward Burns - George"

"Malin Ackerman - Tess Nichols"

"Judy Greer - Casey"

"James Marsden - Kevin Doyle"

"Katherine Heigl - Jane Nichols"

"If it was the right thing to do, you'd feel better right now."

"Ooh, you clean up good. I might even be into you."

"Hey, do you wanna come over to my place before the party? Some of the guys from Shipping are coming and they're bringing tequila and bubble wrap."

"What good is it being appreciated if no one is naked?"

"He asks if you want a drink. You smile and say, "Vodka soda". If you already have a drink, you down it. Then there's some flirting, some interoffice sex, an accidental pregnancy, a shotgun wedding, and a life of bliss. How many times do we have to go over this?"

"I cried like a baby at the Keller wedding."

"You'd rather focus on other people's Kodak moments than make memories of your own!"

"You kind of look like a shiny mermaid."

"Love is patient, love is kind, love means slowly losing your mind."

"Wanna find the ugliest stuff in the store and register Tess for it?"

"I feel like I just found out my favorite love song was written about a sandwich."

"You would rather hang out with Italian models than come with me to my awesome work party?"

"The art of losing isn't hard to master; so many things seem... f... filled... with the intent to be lost that their loss is no disaster. Lose something every day. Accept the fluster of lost door keys, the hour badly spent. The art of losing isn't hard to master. I lost two cities, lovely ones. And, vaster, some realms I owned, two rivers, a continent. I miss them, but it wasn't a disaster. Even losing you... the joking voice, a gesture I love... I shan't have lied. It's evident the art of losing's not too hard to master though it may look like... Write it!... like disaster."

"Jennifer Weiner - Smiling woman"

"Benton Jennings - Shoe Salesman John Johnson"