"[to Jimmy over his anger at his "He's engaged!" tagline during the Hollywood Television Showcase performance] I have wasted thousands and thousands of kisses on you - kisses that I thought were special because of your lips and your smile and all your color and life. I used to think that was the real you, when you smiled. But now I know you don't mean any of it. You just save it for all your songs. Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed so tight."

"Larry Antonino - Scott "Wolfman" Pell"

"Steve Zahn - Leonard "Lenny" Haise"

"Tom Hanks - Mr. White"

"Ethan Embry - "T. B. Player," a.k.a. The Bass Player"

"Giovanni Ribisi - Chad"

"Holmes Osborne - Mr. Patterson"

"You always avoid direct eye contact, you know that? Are you afraid of something? Are you afraid that I might see the real you? Huh? Answer me. Come on, answer me."

"I may have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night."

"I want more money. Okay? I'm not happy. When I'm not happy, I don't play good. When I don't play good, the music doesn't sound good. If the music doesn't sound good, nobody comes. We all lose our money."

"Because mo better makes it mo better."

"Everybody's a teacher. People can teach you two things, what to do and what not to do."

"Ugly woman easy to get along with. They don't want no trouble. You can tell an ugly woman anything, can't you? Hey, bitch, I'm going to the moon. I'll be back in a couple of days. "Well, you be careful. I don't want nothin' to happen to you now, cause you know I - cause I love you. Oh, I love you. Please don't call me a bitch in front of the kids." All right, whore, I'll be back in a couple of days. Goddamn."

"Charlie Murphy - Eggy"

"Coati Mundi - Roberto"

"John Turturro - Moe Flatbush"

"Nicholas Turturro - Josh Flatbush"

"Robin Harris - Butterbean Jones"

"Dick Anthony Williams - Big Stop Williams"

"Giancarlo Esposit - Left Hand Lacey"

"Bill Nunn - Bottom Hammer"

"Jeff "Tain" Watts - Rhythm Jones"

"Samuel L. Jackson - Madlock"

"Spike Lee - "Giant""

"Denzel Washington - Bleek Gilliam"

"Wesley Snipes - Shadow Henderson"

"Trust. You can't buy trust, right? l trust my mother - sometimes."

"A Spike Lee joint."

"Joie Lee - Indigo Downes"

"Leonard L. Thomas - Rod"

"There's some good-lookin' women in here and some good-lookin' fellas. How you doin', sir? I'm a trisexual. I'll try your little ass tonight."

"I'm from Mississippi and I love it! I like bein' country. I ain't lyin'. Ain't nothin' like a good country lady. Yeah, a girl the other day, I was messin' around with her breast. She got hot. She said, "Oh, wouldn't you like something to go with this good ol' breast milk?" I said, "A good piece of cornbread would go just fine.""

"I like women with big asses. Why do brothers drive Cadillacs? Cause you can't get all that ass in a Volkswagen. The first thing they be sayin', "Kiss my ass." Some ugly women in here, too, tonight. How you doin'? I didn't - when I said ugly, I was lookin' at your ass."

"Cynda Williams - Clarke Bentancourt"

"I ain't lyin'. I'm lookin' for a woman. Cause I'm horny enough to fuck the crack of dawn."

"Hold my cane. Let's step outside and I'll kick both of ya's ass like you stole something!"

"Eddie, we told you about this drinking and drug sh** before, thinking you would calm down."

"Huh my ass! Show me your best combination."

"Tell Jimmy he can't hide."