Films About Divorce

"[to Melanie] Woo-oo. You look like sex on a stick in that Frederick Montana getup."

"[after Melanie tells Andrew that she still loves Jake at the wedding] I've never met anyone so manipulative, so deceitful...and I'm in politics."

"There is nothing wrong with poor people. I get elected by poor people."

"What ever happened to responsible journalism?"

"Like I could tip a cow BY MYSELF!"

"Why don't you go back to your double-wide and fry something?"

"Nobody finds their soul mate when they're ten. I mean, where's the fun in that, right?"

"Since when does it have to be one or the other? You can have roots and wings, Mel."