"My goodness! This... this Kagutsuchi pufferfish is... I mean... Words cannot describe... Ah! So good! Please, I would just love to meet the wonderful chef who prepared this exquisite dish!"

"Ah, one more here, please. Thanks, little guy."

"Time out! TIME OUT!"

"N-No, it's just-- *sneeze* I-I'm just allergic to c-- *sneeze*"

"Will someone please tell me what on Earth is going on here!? Is this some new form of harassment!?"

"Ugh...! This is the end for me, isn't it?"

"You're freaking me out! Let go of me! Gaaaa! Ouch!"

"What the hell!? Are you completely insane!? Why can't we just fight or something!? I thought you hated-"

"Arg! You let your guard down this once, and this kind of shit happens... What are you planning on doing with me, you freak!?"

"Huh? Y-You're freaking me out! Stay right where you are! Don't come any closer!"

"Oh give me a break! This is so goddamn annoying!"

"Stop! Aaah! Please stop! H-Hey! Stop it! I said knock it off, you goddamn cats!"

"That hurts! Are you trying to eat me!?"

"Hey! What are you doing!? Get off me! Y-You stink like a cat!"

"I do all the wonderful things I do because I want to see the miserable look on the faces of people like YOU when you're wallowing in despair, dismay, grief, frustration, misery... all sorts of other unpleasant nouns."

"Very nice! You're not bad for an officer, you know that? Very well done."

"Okay, why the HELL do you think I give two shits about a vampire tea party?"

"Well, shall we get started now?"

"Oh, man... my sincerest thanks, dearest Noel. Thank you. And goodbye. WAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Ahahahaha! And DONE! Damn, am I good."

"I wish I had more time to play with you, but I'm afraid I'm out of time. Damn, what a shame! Well, I don't suppose there's any harm in killing that old hag."

"OH man, you seem to be in quite a bit of pain there, Raggy! Does it hurt? Does it? Of course it does. Ahahahahah!"

"...You must excuse me... Guess I went a little crazy there."

"You won't forgive me? Like I give a damn! Shut up and die already!"

"Aren't you just pathetic? Just look at yourself- Oops! Maybe not! But seriously, whose fault is this, really? That's the stuff! Let's see some HATE, Tsubaki Yayoi! Go on, tell me! Whose fault is this!?"

"Shut up! You're not the boss of me!"

"Don't think this won't show up on your next review!"

"Strike me down with all your hatred!"

"Ah-haw! Don't get out of your rocking chair for my sake!"

"Booorrriiiing!"

"Time to die, pest!"

"Go away, please."

"Are you done yet?"

"This is dumb. Can we stop?"

"Colonel Relius... that's gotta hurt!"

"You hate me?"

"Come on, Carl Clover! Why so serious!?"

"Clean, stylish, lethal, perfect!"

"You okay? No?! Ahahaha!"