"Hahaha. Wow...I have no intention of taking any more of this bullshit. Seriously, guys. I'm gonna give you five seconds to get the hell away from me. If you're still here when I finish, I'm gonna kill you."

"Stuff it freak...s! Never, ever come near me again!"

"But before we do...I'm gonna have to do something about that armor! Bring it on, you idiot!"

"Wake the hell up! You idiot!"

"Saya... Saya, what the hell?"

"Sorry, but you need to die!"

"Nu, the valley or the sea. Pick one!"

"Huh? Well... I was just waiting for you to get the crap kicked outta you."

"Ghost!? *scream*"

"What in the HEEEEEEEELL!?"

"My body! My body's all see-through and crap. What's going on?"

"Huh? You seem awfully... accommodating... Normally we'd go at each other like rabid dogs now."

"Whoa! What the hell!? Scary! Seriously, this is some scary shit!"

"God... DAMNIIIIIIIT!"

"So, that's it, right? I can go now?"

"Rise, power of the stars! (ATATATATATA) PLANET CRUSHER!"

""Bang!" ...Just kidding!"

"Impressive, huh?"

"The Heavens! The Earth! And a million squirrels call to me! Huh? What...they don't?"

"This week's special move! Soar to the sky! Particle FLARE!"

"Dispatched in Mankind's darkest...uh... *Mumbling* ...oh, forget it!"

"Tsubaki, don't push yourself!"

"Don't wet your panties, Noel!"

"All right. Come on, Mr. "It all happened so fast"... I'm still miffed at you."

"If you say so, Jubei. And she doesn't seem traumatized. If anything, she looks... happy."

"Honestly, Tager! Huge as you are, you need to mind your surroundings a bit better!"

"H-How could this happen...! How could I have lost to a little girl?! Oh, what a world... oh, what a world...!"

"What?! You broke my spell?! HOW CAN THIS BEEEEEEE?!"

"Quit your whining, you vapid bags of antlers. Boobs are the foundation society is built upon...! Boobs equal power...! Simply put, bitches, I have the boobs so I make the rules! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Faithful Arakune merely did as I asked. He turned you into magical girls and set you into collecting the Boing Cards... for ME. Oh, and that part about your boobs growing when you collect them? Yeah, total lie!"

"So, the Magical Ironing Board Squad has finally made it here. About time, ladies."

"I think I'll have one of those too."

"I-I'm sorry! I didn't mean to!"

"You really surprised me... who are you?"

"Failure is not falling down, but refusing to get up."

"("Shithole clinic?" Well, I never!)"

"Time for some action!"

"Finishing touch!"