"Olivia: [When Malcolm, telling her his tarantula is loose, says she should not feed it] Yes, because my first instinct would be to feed the turantula."

"Vinnie Jones – Coach Dinklage"

"Dude, come on, you're a guy, what would you do if the hottest girl in school came and asked you on a date?"

"[Seeing Olivia and 'Sebastian' meeting outside his office] What is...? Oh... Getting to know the opposite sex are we? Male female dynamics, all that. Sexual tension... it's all part of the high school experience... Continue, continue, please. But keep it cleaned up. Abstinence is key, abstinence is the best way to not... is to not. Uh- [Pretending to respond to someone in his office] Hm? [Goes back inside his office]"

"[to Viola (as Sebastian)] Why, why do you always talk about girls in such graphic terms?"

"[To Monique, breaking up with her] You're hot Monique, smokin' hot. But there are plenty of hot girls out there. And the truth is you have nothing else to offer! And when my eyes are closed, I see you for what you truly are, which is UUUG-LAY!"

"[Quoting Coach] Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them."

"[Handing 'Sebastian' his food at lunch] Have a great apple and sandwich! [The next student steps up and begins to ask for something] No."

"[to Duke] What does you heart tell you? [pause] I mean... which one would you rather see NAKED!?"

"You know how it is. New school, new babe pool."

"So, uh, you play the beautiful game... bros... brothers... brethren?"

"Monique: [in response to Andrew's flirting] Ew, what are you, hitting on me? Let me put a stop to that little brain fart right now. Girls with asses like mine do not talk to boys with faces like yours."

"I'd tap that."

"Robert Hoffman – Justin"

"James Kirk – Sebastian"

"Jonathan Sadowski – Paul"

"James Snyder – Malcolm"

"Emily Perkins – Eunice"

"Amanda Bynes – Viola"

"Channing Tatum – Duke"

"Laura Ramsey – Olivia"

"Justin: [after he blocks a goal] That's right. Didn't score on me last half, won't score on this half! I'm a ninja. Ninja Goalie."

"Alex Breckenridge – Monique"

"Paul: Just remember, inside every girl, there's a boy. [pause] That came out wrong, but you know what I mean."

"You wanna prove me wrong, come back another day!"

"Your sweet whisper, I just can't handle! So take your hair in the moonlight, your brown eyes, goodbye goodnight!"

"I didn't recognize you without the handcuffs."

"Time flies then no need to endure anymore."

"One song, he had the world at his feet. Glory, in the eyes of a young girl. A young girl..."

"Find: One song, one last refrain. Glory, of the pretty boy front man. Who wasted opportunity."

"Glory: in a song that rings true. Truth like a blazing fire, an eternal flame."

"Find glory, beyond the cheap colored lights. One song, before the sun sets. Glory - on another empty life."

"Zoom in on my empty wallet."

"I'm writing one great song before I... oh."

"You can't wipe out an entire tent city then... watch It's A Wonderful Life on TV!"

"How do you write a song when the chords sound wrong, though they once sounded right and rare?"

"So much more original than any of us. You'd find an old table cloth on the street and make a dress then...then the next year sure enough they'd be mass producing them at the Gap.....you always said how lucky you were that we were all friends.....but it was us baby.....who were the lucky ones...."

"Kiss, Pookie?"

"She'd been living on the street. We found her in the park. She wanted to come here."

"Didn't give an inch when I gave a mile!"

"We used to have this fight each night! She'd never admit I existed!"

"I make lists in my sleep, baby, what's my sin?"

"Don't. You. Dare."

"IIIII gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta.....gotta gotta find a way to jump over the moon!"

"[To Maureen] Does everything have to be about you?"

"You should try it...in heels."

"The enemy of Avenue A....we'll stay."