"You remind me of the babe (what babe?) the babe with the power (what power?) the power of voodoo (who do?) you do (do what?) remind me of the babe! (Magic Dance)"

"But down in the Underground, you'll find someone true. Down in the underground, a land serene, a crystal moon... ahh ahh. It’s only forever, not long at all. The lost and the lonely, that’s underground, underground. (Underground)"

"Don't tell me truth hurts, little girl, 'cause it hurts like hell. (Underground)"

"No one can blame you for walking away, but too much rejection nah nah, no love injection, nah nah. Life can't be easy, it’s not always swell. (Underground)"

"Didymus: [as Ambrosius charges out of the gates] AMBROSIUS, if you don't turn around this second, I WILL NEVER FEED YOU AGAIN! [a screeching sound is heard and Ambrosius comes back inside] That's better! Don't worry, Ambrosius, I think we have them surrounded! [looks at the goblins surrounding him] Now, if you throw down your weapons, I'll see that you're well treated!"

"Didymus: You're going the wrong way! The battle's BEHIND us!"

"Fiery: It's against the rules to throw other people's heads."

"Goblin Cannonball: I hit zumzing? Yes? No?"

"Goblin: Your mother is a fraggin' aardvark!"

"Bird Hat: It is so stimulating being your hat!"

"Hoggle: Let's get that rat who calls himself Jareth!"

"Hoggle: The Cleaners, the Bog of Stench—you sure got his attention!"

"Stepmother: She treats me like a wicked stepmother in a fairy story, no matter what I say."

"I think I'll call him Jareth. He's got my eyes."

"In nine hours and twenty-three minutes... you'll be mine!"

"I have to face him alone... because that's the way it's done."

"I wish the goblins would come and take you away, right now."

"I can bear it no longer! Goblin King! Goblin King! Wherever you may be, take this child of mine far away from me!"

"Once upon a time, there was a beautiful young girl whose stepmother always made her stay home with the baby. And the baby was a spoiled child, and wanted everything for himself, and the young girl was practically a slave. But what no one knew is that the king of the goblins had fallen in love with the girl, and he had given her certain powers. So one night, when the baby had been particularly cruel to her, she called on the goblins for help! "Say your right words," the goblins said, "and we'll take the baby to the Goblin City. And you will be free." But the girl knew that the king would keep the baby in his castle for ever and ever and ever, and turn it into a goblin."

"Someone save me, someone take me away from this awful place!"

"Someone has been in my room again. I hate that. I hate it!"

"You really wanted to talk to me, didn't you? Practically broke down the door."

"God, Veronica. My afterlife is so boring. If I have to sing Kumbaya one more time…"

"John Ingle - Principal Gowan"

"Carrie Lynn - Martha 'Dumptruck' Dunnstock"

"Patrick Labyorteaux - Ram Sweeney"

"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?"

"I say we just grow up, be adults, and die."

"Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? First you ask if you can be red, knowing that I'm always red."

"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?"

"They all want me as a friend or a fuck. I'm worshipped at Westerburg and I'm only a junior."

"Grow up, Heather. Bulimia’s so ’87."

"Let's pretend I blew up the school - all the schools. Now that you're dead, what are you gonna do with your life?"

"Color me impressed. You, uh... you really fucked me up pretty bad, Veronica. You, um... you got power, power I didn’t think you had. The slate is clean."

"The extreme always seems to make an impression."

"[finding Veronica, who has apparently hanged herself] I can't believe you did it. I was teasing. I loved you. Course, I was coming up here to kill ya..."

"Today was great, chaos is great! Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling."

"Our love is god, let's go get a slushie!"

"Football season is over, Veronica. Kurt and Ram had nothing left to offer the school except date rapes and AIDS jokes."

"If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be a human being, you'd be a game show host."

"Dear Diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count. Everybody's sad...but it's kind of a weird kind of sad. Suicide gave Heather depth, Kurt a soul, Ram a brain! I don't know what it's given me, but I have no control over myself when I'm with J.D.! Are we going to prom or to hell?!"

"Dear Diary, Betty Finn was a true friend and I sold her out for a bunch of Swatch dogs and Diet Coke heads. Killing Heather would be like offing the wicked witch of the west... wait east. West! God! I sound like a fucking psycho."

"What is your damage, Heather?!"

"Dear Diary: Heather told me she teaches people "real life." She said real life sucks losers dry. You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly. I said, so you teach people how to spread their wings and fly? She said, "Yes." I said, "You're beautiful.""

"Greetings and Salutations."

"Lance Fenton - Kurt Kelly"

"Glenn Shadix - Father Ripper"

"Penelope Milford - Pauline Fleming"