"Centuries ago, a village in Japan lived in peace protected by the power of the Golden Broadswords. And now, young warriors, you have been chosen to wrest the sword from evil hands and return it to its rightful place."

"Victor Wong as Grandpa Mori Tanaka"

"Never send a boy to do a man's job!"

"Margarita Franco as Jessica Tanaka-Douglas"

"And we know what a picky eater my brother is."

"You've heard of ingenuity, right? Well, this is ninjanuity."

"One a ninja, always a ninja."

"Hulk Hogan as Dave Dragon"

"Bring it on! One ninja stew coming up!"

"You want a piece of me? Come and get it!"

"[last lines of the movie] I hope there's more food in our next adventure. See you next time! Bye!"

"[singsong voice] Lisa DiMarino, Lisa DiMarino..."

"Don Stark as Umpire"

"Shunichiro Yunoki as Grand Master"

"Michael O'Laskey II as Jeffrey "Colt" Douglas"

"J.P. Roeske II as Michael "Tum-Tum" Douglas"

"Margarita Franco as Jessica Douglas"

"Jim Varney as Lothar Zogg"

"Kirk Baily as Carl"

"Travis McKenna as Buelow"

"Emily Roeske as Little Girl"

"Dwayne Carrington as C.J., Medusa's Jamaican sidekick"

"Mathew Botuchis as Samuel "Rocky" Douglas Jr."

"Charles Napier as Jack Harding"

"Crystle Lightning as Jo"

"Patrick Kilpatrick as J.J."

"Sheldon Peters Wolfchild as Lee"

"Nickolas G. Ramus as Chief Roundcreek"

"Scott MacDonald as Eddy"

"Rob Gronkowski as Himself"

"Ronnie Cho as Mark Choi"

"Scout Backus as Colani"

"Ron Perlman as Mayor Miccelli"

"Jack Harlow as Scalvo"

"André De Shields as Mr. Kelly"

"Toby Onwumere as John Wayne"

"Alfred Molina as Richie Dechico"

"Ving Rhames as Frank Toomey"

"Michael Stuhlbarg as Mr. Besegai"

"Toby Jones as Alan Flynn"

"Hong Chau as Dr. Donna Rivera"

"Matt Damon as Rory"

"Casey Affleck as Cobby Murphy"

"Paul Walter Hauser as Booch"