"Captain Lunatic: I didn't fight a secret war in Nicaragua so you could walk the streets of freedom, badmouthing Lady America in your damn mirrored sunglasses!"

"Humans rule, dolphins can suck it!"

"They didn't even get the lyrics to 'Screwing Cats Doggie Style'!"

"I paid the psychotonimists over $4,000 because they promised me they could cure me of being white. And after they brainwashed me into believing I was an African-American I moved to the ghetto and upon greeting my first African-American brother he beat me mercilessly. And all I said was, "Hey, my nigger.""

"Well, Sgt. This whole operation is FUBAR!"

"“This is a urinal cake, not a real cake.”"

"Man, I'm just so tired of all these Star Wars..."

"Realtor: This is the Hot Chicks Room. The breakfast table's just over this way..."

"Josh Weinstein — Tom Servo/Dr. Laurence Erhardt (1988–1989)/Gypsy (1988)"

"Mark Hamill - P.T. Mindslap (2017)"

"Jerry Seinfeld - Freak Masterstroke (2017)"

"Neil Patrick Harris – Neville Laroy (2017)"

"Leonard Maltin - Himself (1998)"

"Kelsey Ann Brady — Crow T. Robot (2022)"

"Emily Marsh — Emily Connor, (2022)"

"Rebecca Hanson – Gypsy/Synthia Forrester (2017–2022)"

"Patton Oswalt — Max, TV’s Son of TV’s Frank (2017–2018)"

"Felicia Day — Kinga Forrester (2017–2018)"

"Hampton Yount — Crow T. Robot (2017–2018)"

"Baron Vaughn — Tom Servo (2017–2018)"

"Jonah Ray — Jonah Heston (2017–2018)"

"Patrick Brantseg — Gypsy (1997–1999)"

"Bill Corbett — Crow T. Robot/Observer (1997–1999)"

"Mary Jo Pehl — Pearl Forrester (1994) (1996–1999)/Magic Voice (1992–1994)"

"Michael J. Nelson — Mike Nelson (1993–1999)/Jack Perkins (recurring)"

"Frank Conniff — TV's Frank (1990–1995)"

"Jim Mallon — Gypsy (1989–1997)"

"Joel Hodgson — Joel Robinson (1989–1993) (1999) (2022)/Joel Hodgson (1988)"

"Kevin Murphy — Tom Servo (1990–1999)/Professor Bobo (1997–1999)/Cambot (1988)"

"Trace Beaulieu — Crow T. Robot/Dr. Clayton Forrester (1988–1996, Turkey Day 2014)"