"[fighting Sir Clorex] I always knew you were a fake! [punches him] A fraud! [punches him again] A phoney! [punches him several more times, causing him to land under a chimney. Talia then kicks it, causing soot to fall on Sir Clorex.] And so the knight in shining armor turned out to be the Black Knight!"

"[after knocking Sota out] Nice profile."

"Justin, I looked for you at the party but... Where are you going?"

"Real cute, Mel But he's not my type."

"Just in case you haven't heard, Lady Lara Moneybags has been kidnapped after all. You made an oath to her, Justin."

"Sorry. Do you think she's jealous yet?"

"You have to go. But not by yourself. With a wizard and a girl like me on your arm you'll get your princess."

"[sweetley] You are."

"They still do. Just look at the menu. The deep fried pig trotters burger is an adventure. And with the cod liver kebab you're definitely risking your life."

"Can't you see I'm busy here with a real customer? You were hired to protect the bar, not to drink."

"That's why I came here looking for a wizard. The closest thing we have to offer is... Tada! Melquiades!"

"You're funny. Good luck, hero's apprentice. You have to come back and tell me how it went."

"Let go of me. Touch me one more time, and we'll see who's in distress. And thank you."

"Are you in some kind of trouble? Nothing that I can't deal with myself, Sir Glance-a-lot. Oh, and don't forget to come to our costume night. There are some big prizes."

"Great, I can't pay the rent, but at least I look better."

"Yeah. I can see that."

"The rat escapes."

"You can't give up did you see us back there."

"She said she was rich."

"They make a perfect couple."

"Yes, and I admire that you did."

"[to Justin and Talia] Fine! If you won't join my army, you will face it!"

"[arrives at his fortress] Home at last! [breaks into it and makes several swashbuckling moves, imagining himself fighting royal guards] Heraclio, you're out of practice. [places a doll with a crown on a chair] My respects, my queen. I always served you faithfully and never failed you, until you failed us. With just two signatures, you and that lawyer put an end to our days of glory. That was all it took. And now after living in exile and alone. I have to join forces with the same vermin I once swore to fight. Why didn't you listen? Now I have no choice but to speak with the sword. Now you both have to die!"

"Don't make yourself comfortable, Sota. You and your half-wit brothers have a busy night tonight."

"[rallying escaped prisoners to his cause] Hey! You are scum! Scum. Because that is what this foolish system of foolish laws has made you. But I say you are more than that. Together we can show them how weak they are. That their pathetic laws are nothing against our swords. [throws a sword] We can make them beg for their lives! If you fight by my side, I promise, those miserable people, who unfairly keep you behind bars, will pay for it. Join me, and I will train you into a fighting machine. Stick with me and you will each have a place in the new kingdom. [kicks over a treasure chest] And wealth beyond your wildest dreams!"

"Let me demonstrate. When I say thrust, I don't mean point or reach. I mean THRUST! Now, let's try again. And you, do whatever you need to do, to initiate the plan."

"It's impossible to work with these... these people. Useless, foolishness! That's what happens when you send three charlatans, to do the work of... real soldiers. If you hadn't appeared with that girl, the whole plan would've been ruined. Tomorrow finally my army will march triumphantly into the throne room."

"[as Justin confronts him over having killed Sir Roland] You're blaming the wrong person for his death. You and I want the same thing. Fight by my side."

"[fighting Justin] Blucher obviously didn't teach you all his tricks. Face it, you just don't have what it takes."

"Don't get comfortable, boy. The throne is mine. [Justin throws a crown at him, but Heraclio catches it.] Thanks, that also belongs to me. Tomorrow this land will have a new king. Who won't let anything get in his way."

"For a knight, you think too much about riches. Ah, but of course! You must be one of those noblemen who give away their booty to the needy."

"Now I remember. Didn't we meet at the Battle of... Burntwood?"

"You don't know me, but I knew you when you were very small, son."

"And who exactly is going to stop us? You?"

"Your bones never WORKED because of the humidity. Even so, I managed well."

"It's only a crocodile! Come back! [his army nonetheless escapes] Alright, old man. Just you and me, right here, right now. Getting old?"

"You got rusty in your beautiful Abbey."

"I wanted what was best for us."

"You move well just like him."

"You had your chance, but now it's over, boy. Poetic justice. Your father ruined my life, and now I'll ruin his, by killing you. How sweet. You clung to your grandfather's sword until the end. But now it has to return to me. And I will use it to kill your father. [Justin grabs the sword with his free hand] What?"

"You finish the job, son."

"Let me tell you a tale. The true tale of your grandfather and his sword. When we the defended the walls of Rhull, our King died, and the Queen was left alone, heartbroken and too troubled to govern. Your father decided that rather than following in Sir Roland's steps, he wanted to be a lawyer, and the Queen relied on him to help her rule the kingdom. But every change brings more change. Oaths and deeds invaded every part of our lives. The Queen believed this would bring an end to the kind of fighting that had killed her King. So, ignoring her heart, she signed that fateful decree and outlawed knights. All of them obeyed, save one. Sir Heraclio accused the queen, of being weak, and the lawyers of usurping her power. He lunged toward the Queen and Reginald. And that is how two knights, who had once been comrades in arms, fought to the death. Sir Roland disarmed Heraclio. He had the opportunity to kill him. But he hesitated. And so Sir Roland's sword was stained with his own blood, and the most noble hero, that this land had ever known, paid the highest price to save his son and his Kingdom. And the rest is history."

"Finish me off, you madman. We both know you like to kill knights."

"The whole world partied that night, but Sir Justin, simply dined with his true love. And of course they were not alone. We never are. Because up there, in the stars above, all the heroes, past, present and future, look down upon us and smile."

"Do you really know me lad?"