"Barbara Robbins: [on the speaker phone in front of Mitch's colleagues] Tonight I'm going to pull down your pants and sink my hands into your cute little ass and then give you a tongue bath, I'm going to start at your feet and slowly work my way up... [Mitch quickly crawls across the conference table and picks up the phone]"

"Billy Crystal - Mitch Robbins"

"What in the name of John Wayne's ass is going on here?"

"Daniel Stern - Phil Berquist"

"Phil, going back to Arlene is like breaking back in to Alcatraz."

"Please don't tell my kids I died taking a shit."

"If you guys wanna go home, go ahead. But that gold, that's the only dream I've got left."

"Jon Lovitz - Glen Robbins"

"Timothy Olyphant – James Stacy"

"Julia Butters – Trudi Frazer"

"Margaret Qualley – "Pussycat""

"Austin Butler – "Tex" Watson"

"Brad Pitt – Cliff Booth"

"Margot Robbie – Sharon Tate"

"Emile Hirsch – Jay Sebring"

"Dakota Fanning – Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme"

"Bruce Dern – George Spahn"

"Kurt Russell – Randy Miller and the narrator"

"Mike Moh – Bruce Lee"

"Zoë Bell – Janet Miller"

"Michael Madsen – Sheriff Hackett on Bounty Law"

"Dallas Jay Hunter – "Delilah""

"Kansas Bowling – Sandra Good ("Blue")"

"Dreama Walker – Connie Stevens"

"Harley Quinn Smith – "Froggie""

"Maya Hawke – Linda Kasabian ("Flower Child")"

"Victoria Pedretti – Leslie Van Houten ("Lulu")"

"Rachel Redleaf – Mama Cass"

"Sydney Sweeney – "Snake""

"Lena Dunham – "Gypsy""

"Madisen Beaty – Patricia Krenwinkel ("Katie")"

"Mikey Madison – Susan Atkins ("Sadie")"

"Costa Ronin – Wojciech Frykowski"

"Damon Herriman – Charlie"

"Rebecca Rittenhouse – Michelle Phillips"

"Lorenza Izzo – Francesca Capucci"

"James Landry Hébert – Steve Grogan ("Clem")"

"Damian Lewis – Steve McQueen"

"Al Pacino – Marvin Schwarz"

"Nicholas Hammond – Sam Wanamaker"

"Luke Perry – Wayne Maunder"

"Marvin Schwarz: So Rick, who's gonna kick the shit out of you next week? Mannix? The Man from U.N.C.L.E.? The Girl from U.N.C.L.E.? How about Batman and Robin? [pantomimes the fight choreography] Ping! Pow! Choom! Zoom! Down goes you, down goes your career as a leading man."

"Sadie: Dig it! We all grew up watching TV. You know what I mean? If you grew up watching TV, that means you were watching murder. Every show on TV that wasn't I Love Lucy was about murder. So my idea is: we kill the people who taught us to kill. I mean, where the fuck are we, man? We are in fucking Hollywood, man! The people who an entire generation grew up watching kill people live here and they live in pigshit fucking luxury. I say fuck 'em! I say we cut their cocks off and make 'em eat it!"