First Quote Added
April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Would you like some sherbert while you bathe?"
"to Ataru: You are the personification of the word "stupid"!"
"Y... your face, my friend... it's hopelessly horrible!!!"
"oft-repeated line: Oh, I never should have had him!"
"What's that look on yer face? Is that how you look at folks coming all the way from beyond the galaxy?! (Episode 2)"
"You disgusting slimeball!"
"Praise Buddha, praise Buddha. In the name of Jesus Christ, praise Buddha."
"repeated line: Boku ii ko! ("I'm a good boy!")"
"also from "Lum the Invader Girl"; Shinobu's reaction to Lum's claim that she is pregnant with Ataru's child: You've got... a bun in your oven???"
"You flirtatious scum!"
"from the BBC dub "Lum the Invader Girl": I must go to my sweet Ataru! He needs me! He loves me! Even though I know Lum will be with him, I can't keep away from my beloved, my precious. Although, if he's shagged her... I'LL KILL HIM!"
"Lum, you'd be better off if you dumped that idiot!"
"repeated line: WAAA! KURAI YO! SEMAI YO! KOWAI YO!!! ("Waaa! It's cramped! It's dark! I'm scared!!!")"
"It's obvious that Lum is too good for you! (Episode 2)"
"repeated line: OTOKO NAN TE! ("Men be damned!")"
"Haratama! Kiyotama! (Excorsize! Purify!)"
"I HATE YOUR GUTS! (Movie 5)"
"You idiot, if I say "I love you" under these circumstances, How do you know if I was telling the truth? (Movie 5)"
"When will you learn that I always do things without thinking of the consequences? (Movie 2)"
"speaking English while flirting with a girl in Hawaii: Hi! I'm Ataru Moroboshi, Number One Japanese Boy! Please date with me!"
"I'm gonna run away from home! Will that make you happy?! WAAAAAAAAA!!!! [runs out the front door in his sock feet, then comes back for a second to put his shoes on] Damn it! [runs back out the door] WAAAAAAAA!!!! (Episode 2)"
"on his game of tag with Lum: But to grab those horns, naturally I've gotta grab the body first... (Episode 1)"
"I'll never forget, I'll... never... forget..., I'LL NEVER FORGET! ...you, Lum... [collapses] (Movie 5)"
"Darling, you IDIOT! Do ya wanna really forget about me!? (Movie 5)"
"Even if it takes a "lifetime", I'll make ya say it! (Movie 5)"
"Thank you, Ran. I will think hard about this..."
"[referring to Rei] Oooh! I will never marry such a tacky man! Tacky tacky tacky!!"
"Umeboshi? GIVE ME UMEBOSHI!"
"I refuse! I'd sooner go to Iscandar than fight and be killed by an Oni! (Episode 1)"
"I don't care if it's a lie. I just want you to say it. (Movie 5)"
"I'll say it on my "deathbed"! (Movie 5)"
"visiting Ataru in his classroom: Teacher, husbands and wives should always be together, whether it's raining or windy, in the house, or even at school!"
"Darling! Shinobu can go to hell!"
"One, two, three! DIVINE RETRIBUTION!!!"
"We're going to make a baby on Saturday night!"
"DARLING NO BAKA!!! ("Darling, you idiot!")"
"Nope! 'Cause in my tummy is DARLING'S BABY!"
"Ne, ne, ne...Juusho to denwa bangou wa?! (Hey, hey, hey...What's your address and phone number?!)"
"Where I come from, marriage is a sacred institution, so if you cheat on me... [shocks Ataru] (Episode 1)"
"Love Me Eimi: What?! This outfit... I've broken the school rules! Teacher! I can't remember a thing! It's not my fault! Oh, the biggest mistake of Eimi Date's life!"
"Lovely Boomerang!"
"Then it's simple! Let's squash that thing!"
"Hiroto: A-Amano is Pixy Misa?!"
"(English) Go to America!"
"(singing) I am a pretty magical girl! I'm the magical girl who's gonna save Sammy! And they call me... and they call me... Pixy Misa!"
"Long time, hey, Sasami?"
"Konoha: What on earth is with that girl? Running wild in that outfit and normally acting as a shy bimbo!"
"Goodbye, Pixy Misa. The other side of me."
"(in English) Welcome, Sasami!"
"I'm going to get better. I'm going to try my best."