"You don't know me! I'm a thug! I'm a real thug! I shot Tupac! That's right, we was arguin' over a parking space. I didn't kill him though, that wasn't me!"

"Lil' girl, if you don't stop POPPIN' THAT GUM-!"

"You don't know me, I'm from the old school honey. I will beat the hell outta' you first and ask questions later!"

"All my life I had to fight... I luz hahpo, But I kill him dead fo' I let him beat me!"

"It ain't what people call you, it's what you answer to."

"Edie Falco - Peg Coughlin"

"John MacKay - Jim Slaughter"

"Merritt Nelson - Jean Coughlin"

"Martin Donovan - Matthew Slaughter"

"Adrienne Shelly - Maria Coughlin"

"Karen Sillas - Nurse Paine"

"I would love to believe in a universe where you wake up and don't have to to go to work and you step outside and meet two beautiful 18-year-old sisters who are also girlfriends and are also very nice people."

"[after taking off the bandage from his hand] It needs air. It needs to do some living. Let's take my hand for a walk."

"We will never touch your foot with our hands. Now I'll tell you what I can do, I can press on the shoe to see if it fits. I can go like this. [presses the toe of the shoe]"

"You know some kids don't even have one home and now you get to have two. Think about that."

"I don't want to have to do this living. I just walk around. I want to be swept off my feet, you know? I want my children to have magical powers. I am prepared for amazing things to happen. I can handle it."

"Fuck! Fuck you! Fuck me! Fuck old people! Fuck children! Fuck peace! Fuck peace..."

"Call me, if you ever feel too old to drive."

"If you really love me, let's make a vow — right here, together... right now."

"We have a whole life to live together you fucker, but it can't start until you call."

"Miranda July's Me and You and Everyone We Know is a film that with quiet confidence creates a fragile magic. It's a comedy about falling in love when, for you, love requires someone who speaks your rare emotional language. Yours is a language of whimsy and daring, of playful mind games and bold challenges. Hardly anybody speaks that language, the movie suggests — only me, and you, and everyone we know, because otherwise we wouldn't bother knowing them. As a description of a movie, I suppose that sounds maddening. An example: A young woman walks into a department store, and in the shoe department, she sees a young man who fascinates her. His hand is bandaged. She approaches him and essentially offers the gift of herself. He is not interested; he's going through a divorce and is afraid of losing his children. She asks him how he hurt his hand. "I was trying to save my life," he says. … Now imagine these two characters, named Christine (Miranda July) and Richard (John Hawkes) as they walk down the street. She suggests that the block they are walking down is their lives. And so now they are halfway down the street and halfway through their lives, and before long they will be at the end. It is impossible to suggest how poetic this scene is; when it's over, you think, that was a perfect scene, and no other scene can ever be like it. … Miranda July is a performance artist; this is her first feature film (it won the Special Jury Prize at Sundance, and at Cannes won the Camera d'Or as best first film, and the Critics' Week grand prize). Performance art sometimes deals with the peculiarities of how we express ourselves, with how odd and wonderful it is to be alive. So does this film. As Richard slowly emerges from sadness and understands that Christine values him, and he must value her, for reasons only the two of them will ever understand, the movie holds its breath, waiting to see if their delicate connection will hold. Me and You and Everyone We Know is a balancing act, as July ventures into areas that are risky and transgressive, but uses a freshness that disarms them, a directness that accepts human nature and likes to watch it at work."

"Ask her if she likes baloney."

"Email wouldn't even exist if it weren't for AIDS."

"So, do you have anything new in the chest? You know, the hope chest."