"Kuzco: Gotta admit though, baby-sitting isn't easy. It's like work. Not the bad kind. Good kind. Hey! I've already learned my big important lesson for today. Cool. This is gonna be a short episode."

"Kuzco: Okay, I know. I just tipped the scale of self-pity way past 10. So to spare you any more of that ugliness, I'll perform the rest of the scene with... hand puppets. (as Malina) "Oh, Kuzco. Stop worrying about poor little you. You gotta find the kids. Everything isn't always about you, you, you, you!" (as himself) "You're so right, Malina. Sometimes all I care about is me, me, me! But I'll be better now. I'll get the kids back." (as Malina) "And I'm coming with you." (as himself) "So, let's hug now. Smoochy-smoochy. Kiss, kiss, kiss." Okay. Enough of that. Let's move on!"

"Kronk: You want Kuzco to beat me up? Ha! Back to planet Earth, Malina. I mean, look at the guy. He's a toothpick. You don't stand a chance. Kuzco: Yeah, uh, quick emperor question, how does this help? Malina: Kronk's going to throw the fight. Kronk: Throw it where? Kuzco: Oh, I get it! He takes a dive. Kronk: So we're swimming now? Malina: No, Kronk, you and Kuzco pretend to fight, and you let Kuzco win. Then Kavo will be afraid of Kuzco, and leave him alone. Kronk: Yeah... What's Kavo got to do with this? Kuzco: He wants to fight me at sunset. Kronk: Well, I'm not surprised. You're cruel and insensitive, makin' fun of him all the time. It's not nice. Good for Kavo. Kuzco: Yeah, but bad for me, meathead. Kronk: See? That's what I'm talking about! It's on, buddy! You, me. Throw down. Malina: No, no, no! You've gotta let Kuzco win, or he's going to get the snot beat out of him! Kronk: Ew. Kuzco: Do you have to be so graphic? Let's just get this over with. Kronk: So... What are we doing again?"

"Kuzco: So, it all worked out. I learned my lesson, Kronk won first prize for his "Bucket Handle", and Malina fell madly in love with me. Okay, maybe that last part isn't true. But I did get a cool new butler. For about eight minutes."

"Malina: Kuzco, I want you to graduate and become emperor. I want to help you out. If you fake your homework, you'll only fake graduate. And then you'll be a fake emperor."

"Yzma: Kronk! This's the wrong homework. Look at the name. Kronk : (reads name tag) Chaca's homework. Uh, so that's their last name. The homework family. That's weird."

"Yzma: Everyone got your emperors, umm frogs. Well let's get chopping."

"Yzma: Can't you see I'm busy thinking of ways to crush Kuzco's chance of graduating? Kronk: But you're the principal. Aren't you supposed to help the students? Yzma: You still don't get it, do you? Kronk: I don't get it? Do I want it? What exactly is it?"

"Kuzco: Do you think I'm going to save someone's life by saying Squeak Squeak Squeakers? Mr. Moleguaco: I doubt it, you just said, "Go ahead, jump in the shark tank.""

"Kronk: Once Kuzco fails school I'll become...wait, what'll I become?"

"Yzma: How can I make Kuzco lose the race? Oh I know. First I'll turn him into a hippopotamus. Then I'll put the hippo on a diet. Then I'll invite him to dinner. And then I'll feed him and feed him and feed him until he gets so big, he can't even move. It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!""

"Yzma: I know! I'll climb the highest mountain, and put a snow potion in the clouds. Then, it'll snow on the mountain. And we'll have snowball fights, and build snowmen, and drink hot chocolate, and make snow angels. It's a winter wonderland! Kronk: Sounds like fun! Yzma: Fun? We don't want to have fun!"

"Kronk: Gee, Yzma sure is mean. Maybe I should report her to Principal Amzy."

"Kuzco: Now it's time for Kuzco's Doodles! That's the part of the show- Kronk: Hey, what about me? Kuzco: What about you? Kronk: Well, I'm helping, too. Kuzco: So...? Kronk: Shouldn't my picture be there, too? Kuzco: Are you serious? But Kuzco's Doodles' a recognized brand name, that people know and trust. Can't change the name. Kronk: Well then, I'm not going to help. Kuzco: Okay... what if I said "with Kronk?" Kronk: Featuring Kronk. Kuzco: Okay, okay, fine. Kuzco: Now it's time for Kuzco's Doodles! Featuring Kronk! Kronk: Where's my picture?" Kuzco: There! Happy?!"

"Yzma: We're going to pay our failing friend Kuzco a visit. Kronk: You guys're getting along now. That's great. Yzma: No, no he's not our friend. Kronk: But you just said he was. Yzma: But he's not. Kronk: Then why're paying him a visit if we don't like him? Yzma: It's an expression!"

"Edward Asner - Sgt. Mike Cosgrove"

"Tim Curry - Dr. M. Mystico"

"Paul Rugg - Capt. Freak the Freakazoid"

"Ricardo Montalban - Capt. G. Armando the Guitierrez"

"Tress MacNeille - Cobra Queen"

"Maurice LaMarche - Longhorn"

"Jeff Glen Bennett - Cave Guy, Candle Jack, Jeepers, The Huntsman, Lord Bravery"

"David Warner - The Lobe"

"Brian Benben - Narrator/Announcer"

"Jonathan Harris - Prof. Jones"

"David Kaufman - Creepy Dexter Douglas"

"Tracy Rowe - Steff"

"Craig Ferguson - Roddy MacStew"

"The animated series allowed us to have creatures of all kinds (without worrying about funny costumes, zippers or prosthetic makeup) and also to work in environments of any kind. It was very freeing in that respect. We did Star Trek stories; we did not do kiddie stories; we did not dumb down our stories. The restraint was the half hour format - and at that time, it was only 23 to 24 minutes of storytelling time - and we were used to 54 minutes of storytelling time in the hour series. We did have to simplify, but I felt we still were doing Star Trek and being faithful to our audience. Many people (fans) were skeptical about it, but I went to the World Science Fiction Convention in Toronto in September of 1973, with only the animated opening credits to show to an expectant audience. But I have to tell you, when that familiar starship flashed across the screen in the old way, with the music, and with the names of the actors involved - there was a standing ovation."

"I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the [subject] that [verb]s your [object]! I AM DARKWING DUCK!"

"Suck gas, evildoer!"

"Let's Get Dangerous!"

"Katie Leigh - Honker Muddlefoot"

"Christine Cavanaugh - Gosalyn Mallard"

"Terence McGovern - Launchpad McQuack"

"Jim Cummings - Darkwing Duck/Drake Mallard, Nega-Duck, Herb Muddlefoot"

"Maurice LaMarche — The Brain"

"Rob Paulsen — Pinky"