First Quote Added
April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Most people wouldn't trust anybody with an immaculate record. I do. I got an immaculate record."
"[after punching a computer technician] YOU FUCKED THIS WHOLE THING UP!!!! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO, YOU COCKSUCKER?!?!?! LET GO OF ME!!!! I'M GONNA RIP YOUR ARM OFF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKING ASS, YOU HEAR ME?!?!?!"
"Please tell me those cars aren't empty. I mean, Jesus fucking Christ, please tell me that those Chinamen's cars AREN'T EMPTY!!"
"[to Colin Sullivan] Marriage is an important part of getting ahead. It lets people know you're not a homo. A married guy seems more stable. People see the ring, they think 'at least somebody can stand the son of a bitch.' Ladies see the ring, they know immediately that you must have some cash, and your cock must work."
"[to Madolyn] If we're not gonna make it, it's gotta be you that gets out, cause I'm not capable. I'm fucking Irish, I'll deal with something being wrong for the rest of my life."
"[Gives Billy a cellphone] Now, whenever you make a call, ask for Mikey. MIKEY! Heh...you ask for a Mikey, because there is no Mikey."
"[to Colin] One of us had to die. With me, it tends to be the other guy."
"The cops are saying he's a cop. So I won't look for the cop. Are you soft, Fitzy? When I tell you to dump a body in the marsh, you dump him in the marsh. Not where some guy from John Hancock goes every Thursday TO GET A FUCKING BLOWJOB! [Fitzy laughs, Frank hits him with his hat] DON'T LAUGH! THIS AIN'T REALITY TV!!!"
"When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what they don't tell you in the church. When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?"
"[While giving guns to newly freed prisoners] C'mon! We're all going to die, die standing up!"
"Radames Pera - Sgt. Stepan Gorsky"
"Judd Omen - Nicaraguan Captain"
"Lane Smith - Mayor Bates"
"Pepe Serna - Mr. Mondragón"
"Roy Jenson - Mr. Samuel Morris"
"Frank McRae - Mr. Teasdale"
"Vladek Sheybal - General Bratchenko"
"William Smith - Colonel Strelnikov"
"Ron O'Neal - Colonel Ernesto Bella"
"Harry Dean Stanton - Tom Eckert"
"Ben Johnson - Mr. Jack Mason"
"Powers Boothe - Lt. Col. Andrew "Andy" Tanner, USAF"
"Doug Toby - Arturo "Aardvark" Mondragon"
"Brad Savage - Danny Bates"
"Jennifer Grey - Toni Mason"
"Darren Dalton - Daryl Bates"
"Charlie Sheen - Matt Eckert"
"Lea Thompson - Erica Mason"
"C. Thomas Howell - Robert Morris"
"Patrick Swayze - Jed Eckert"
"[briefing Soviet Army officers and troops about the Wolverines; in Russian] What I despise most about warfare, is the hypocrisy it often breeds. I've heard euphemisms that we are 'containing the enemy', that our 'sector of pacification is growing'. These are the tactics of the lie. Lies have the stench of death and defeat. You can only win a war by exterminating the enemy! Do you know who we are fighting? [points to board] We are fighting Wolverines: small, ferocious animals. For them, you need a hunter. And you know, I am a hunter. From this moment on, there will be no further reprisals against civilians. This was stupid. Impotence. Comrades, if a fox stole your chickens, would you slaughter your pig because he saw the fox? No! You would hunt down the fox, find where it lives and destroy it! How do we do this? Become a fox."
"[talks to the teenagers over their supplies] You think you're tough for eating beans every day? There's half a million scarecrows in Denver who'd give anything for one mouthful of what you got. They've been under siege for about three months. They live on rats and sawdust bread and sometimes... on each other. At night, the pyres for the dead light up the sky. It's medieval."
"Imagine me needing someone. Back on Earth I never did. Oh, there were women. Lots of women. Lots of love-making but no love. You see, that was the kind of world we'd made. So I left, because there was no one to hold me there."
"Norman Burton — Leader of the Hunt"
"Buck Kartalian — Julius"
"Roddy McDowall — Cornelius"
"Kim Hunter — Dr. Zira"
"Maurice Evans — Dr. Zaius"
"Charlton Heston — George Taylor"
"Hunted... haunted... wanted... like beasts of prey!"
"This is Commander Taylor, Astronaut. He has landed in a world where Apes are the rulers and Man the beast. Now he is caged, tortured, risks mutilation. Because no human can remain human on... The Planet of the Apes."
"20th Century Fox Wants You To... Go Ape [1974 re-release]"
"Somewhere in the Universe, there has to be something better than man. Has to be!"
"My earliest version of the script featured an ape city, much like New York. It wasn’t carved out rocks with caves o the side of the hill. It was a metropolis. Everything related to anthropoid. The automobiles, the buildings, the elevators, the rooms, the furniture. The script was very long and I think the estimate on the production people was that if they had shot that script it would’ve cost no less than a hundred million dollars- y’know, by the time they created an ape population, clothed it and built a city for them to live in."
"Don't look for it, Taylor. You may not like what you find."
"[to Taylor] The Forbidden Zone was once a paradise. Your breed made a desert of it, ages ago."
"[to Taylor] You are right, I have always known about man. From the evidence, I believe his wisdom must walk hand and hand with his idiocy. His emotions must rule his brain. He must be a warlike creature who gives battle to everything around him, even himself."
"[to humans] Have you forgotten your scripture, the thirteenth scroll? "And Proteus brought the upright beast into the garden and chained him to a tree and the children did make sport of him.""
"[to humans] You are a menace. A walking pestilence."
"Ah, yes - the young ape with a shovel. I hear you're planning another archeological expedition. Cornelius, a friendly word of warning: as you dig for artifacts, be sure you don't bury your reputation."