"You left a hole wide enough for guys like him to randomly get shot into the wrong dimension. Now I'm stuck putting everybody back where they belong before all of time and space collapses! And don't even get me started on Doctor Strange and the little nerd on Earth-199999!"

"[self-narrating] My name is Miguel O'Hara. I'm this dimension's one and only Spider-Man... at least, I was. But I'm not like the others. I don't always like what I have to do, but I know I have to be one to do it. I've given up too much to stop now."

"Miles, there's moments in our stories that are the same for all of us. Some good. Some bad."

"You have a choice between saving one person and saving an entire world. Every world."

"All stations, stop what you're doing and stop Spider-Man!"

"You can't run forever, kid!"

"Everywhere you go, you're an anomaly! You're the original anomaly! [Gwen: MIGUEL!] The spider that gave you your powers wasn't from your dimension! It was never supposed to bite you! [Gwen: Miguel, don't!] There's a world out there with no Spider-Man to protect them because it bit you instead! You're not supposed to be Spider-Man! [Miles: No, you're lying! I'm Spider-Man!] You're a MISTAKE! If you hadn't been bit, your Peter Parker would have lived! Instead, he died saving you! He would've stopped the collider before it ever went off... Spot wouldn't exist, and none of this... [Miles: Peter!] ...would've happened. And all this time, I have been the only one holding it all together!! [Peter: Miguel, GO EASY ON HIM!] You don't belong here -- you never did."

"That's exactly what you are! You're just a kid who has no... idea... WHAT HE'S DOING!!!"

"Miles, we all want to live the life we wish we had. Believe me, I have tried. And the harder I tried, the more damage I did. You can't have it all, kid. Being Spider-Man is a sacrifice. That's the job. That's what you signed up for."

"Wilson Fisk / Kingpin –"

"Green Goblin –"

"Lonnie Lincoln / Tombstone – Marvin "Krondon" Jones III"

"Scorpion – Joaquín Cosío"

"Miguel O'Hara –"

"Ben Parker –"

"and Stan – The Late Legendary Stan Lee"

"You’re the best of us all, Miles. You’re on your way. Just keep going."

"Alright, let's do this one last time. My name is Peter Parker. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for 10 years, I've been the one and only... Spider-Man. I'm pretty sure you know the rest. [ Ben Parker: With great power, comes great responsibility.] I saved a bunch of people, fell in love, saved the city, and then I saved the city again, and again and again, and again. And I did, uh– I did this. [cuts to Peter doing the infamous dance from Spider-Man 3; unlike the original, he has his Spider-Man suit on] We don't really talk about this. Look, I'm a comic book, I'm a cereal, did a Christmas album. I have an excellent theme song. [TV show song: Spider-Man, Spider-Man–] And a– a so-so popsicle. I mean, I've looked worse. But after everything, I still love being Spider-Man. I mean, who wouldn't? So no matter how many hits I take, I always find a way to come back. Because the only thing standing between this city and oblivion is me. There's only one Spider-Man, and you're looking at him."

"[final words to Kingpin before his death] I know what you're trying to do– and it won't work. They're gone."

"I think you're gonna be a bad teacher."

"You can teach me to be Spider-Man!"

"How many more Spider-people are there? [Peter B. Parker: Save it for Comic-Con.] What's Comic-Con?"

"When will I know I'm ready?"

"I’ll always have my family."

"Officer, I love you."

"Okay, let's do this one last time, yeah? For real this time. This is it. My name is Miles Morales. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for like 2 days, I've been the one and only Spider-Man. I think you know the rest. I finished my essay, saved a bunch of people, got hit by a drone (like Peter did), I did this with my dad (to remember my uncle), met my roommate finally, slapped a sticker where my dad's never gonna find it, and when I feel alone, like no one understands what I'm going through, I remember my friends who get it. I never thought I'd be able to do any of this stuff, but I can. Anyone can wear the mask. You could wear the mask. If you didn't know that before, I hope you do now. 'Cause I'm Spider-Man, and I'm not the only one, not by a long shot."

"[narrating] Alright, people, let’s do this one last time. My name is Peter B. Parker. I was bitten by a radioactive spider. And for the last 22 years, I thought I was the one and only Spider-Man. What a day. [narrating] I'm pretty sure you know the rest. You see, I saved the city, fell in love, I got married– saved the city some more, maybe too much. My marriage got testy, made some dicey money choices, don't invest in a spider-themed restaurant. Then like 15 years passed. Blah, blah, blah. Super boring. I broke my back, a drone flew into my face. I buried Aunt May. My wife and I... split up. But I handled it like a champion. [crying in the shower] 'Cause you know what? No matter how many times I get hit, I always get back up. And I got a lot of time to reflect and work on myself. Did you know that seahorses, that they mate for life? Could you imagine? A seahorse seeing another seahorse– and then making it work? [line ringing as he trys to call MJ] She wanted kids and– and it scared me. [Hangs up] I'm pretty sure I broke her heart. Flash-forward: I'm in my apartment doing push-ups– doing ab crunches, getting strong– when this weird thing happened. And I gotta say, weird things happen to me a lot. But this was real weird. [Yells as he getting sucked into the wormhole] [screaming as he's heralding downtown] [Grunting as he hits everything] Ow! [narrating] You see, I was in New York, but the things were different. Also, I was dead, and blonde. I was kind of perfect. It was like looking in a mirror. (Well, in a different way.) I have a feeling that the thing that brought me here– was the thing that got him killed. You wanna know what happened next? Me too."

"Here's lesson number one, kid: Don't watch the mouth. Watch the hands."

"And it's a no on the cape. [Miles Morales: I think it's cool.] Take that off. It's disrespectful. Spider-Man doesn't wear a cape."

"Teenagers are just the worst."

"Time to swing, just like I taught you. [Miles Morales: When did you teach me that?] I didn't. It's a little joke for team-building."

"Everybody knows that the best way to learn is under intense life-threatening pressure."

"We're a little team! Me as the teacher who could still do it. You as the student who can do it, just not as good. I'm proud of us."

"Save it for Comic-Con."

"This could literally not get any weirder."

"Let me guess. You're Scorpion. Well, we're the Spider-... Gang."

"You won't. It's a leap of faith. That's all it is, Miles. A leap of faith."

"ON YOUR LEFT! I got FIVE O'CLOCK! THREE O'CLOCK! TWO O'CLOCK!! EVERY DIRECTION!!!"

"I'm Gw– anda."

"I'm from another dimension. I mean, another–another dimension."