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4月 10, 2026
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"[narrating] Okay. This is the real me. [scene cuts to him as a llama] Not this. [cuts back to him as a human, lounging on his throne] This. [back to Llama Kuzco] Not this. [back to Human Kuzco] Winner. [back to Llama Kuzco] Loser. [back to Human Kuzco] Okay. See this palace? Everybody in it is at my command. Check this out. [spoken] Butler. Chef. Theme song guy."
"[repeated line] Ha! Boom, baby!"
"[gasps in shock] Oh, really? Well, I'm supposed to see him today-"
"Ah, how'll I feel? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. And then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself and when it arrives, AH HA HA HA! I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER! It's brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT, I tell you! Genius, I say! [knocks over a beaker of poison onto a plant, and the plants explodes into black, shriveled, then drops quickly, dead] Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this."
"Oh, riiiight. The poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco. Kuzco's poison."
"You know, in my defense, your poisons all look alike. You might think about re-labeling some of them."
"So, what did the emperor want?"
"Couldn't see you? Why not?"
"Hey there, Pacha! Hey, y'know you just missed your relatives."
"Well, which is it? That seems like a pretty crucial conjunction."
"Palace Guard: I'm sorry, but you've thrown off the Emperor's groove."
"Official: Aah! Your Highness, it is time for you to choose your bride."
"Theme Song Guy: ♪ You'd be the coolest dude in the nation, or the hippest cat in creation. But if you ain't got friends, then nothing's worth the fuss. A perfect world will come to be, when everybody here can see that a perfect world begins and ends, a perfect worlds begins and ends, a perfect world begins and ends with us! ♪"
"Kronk Angel: You're not just gonna let him die like that, are you?"
"Kronk Devil: Don't listen to that guy. He's trying to lead you down the "path of righteousness". I'm gonna lead you down the path that rocks."
"Bucky: [chatters]"
"Rudy: His groove! The rhythm in which he lives his life! His pattern of behavior! I threw it off! And the emperor had me thrown out the window!"
"Mata: [sighs] Welcome to Mudka's Meat Hut, home of the mug of meat."
"Topo: Hey there, Pacha. Hey, you know you just missed your relatives."
"Ipi: Yeah, we just sent' em up to your house."
"Piñata Lady: Okay, children. On you mark, get set... [Yzma takes the place of the pinata] Go!"
"It's All About... ME"
"David Spade – Emperor Kuzco"
"John Goodman – Pacha"
"Eartha Kitt – Yzma"
"Patrick Warburton – Kronk Pepikrankenitz"
"Wendie Malick – Chicha"
"John Fiedler – Rudy"
"Kellyann Kelso – Chaca"
"Bob Bergen – Bucky"
"Jack Angel – additional voices"
"Stephen Anderson – Ipi"
"Dee Bradley Baker – additional voices"
"Rodger Bumpass – Male Villager #2 and Guard Cow"
"Debi Derryberry – additional voices"
"Patti Deutsch – Waitress"
"Bill Farmer – additional voices"
"Miriam Flynn – Piñata Lady"
"Jess Harnell – Guard"
"John Lasseter – additional voices"
"Danny Mann – Male Villager #1"
"Andi Peters – additional voices"
"Jeff Pidgeon – additional voices"
"Patrick Pinney – additional voices"
"Phil Proctor – additional voices"
"Jan Rabson – additional voices"
"Joe Ranft – additional voices"
"Andrew Stanton – additional voices"
"Andre Stojka – Topo"
"Steve Susskind – Irate Chef"