The Andy Griffith Show

"Andy: Well..."

"Barney: I asked them to move along, but Aunt Bee kept right on talking! So I asked her again, and she said, "Stop interrupting!" Then another lady opened her umbrella; now that's inciting a riot!"

"[The people laugh.]"

"Andy: Well, now, Barney, you could have overlooked it, seeing as how the women always do congregate in front of the courthouse down here, and seeing as how it was Aunt Bee..."

"Aunt Bee: Oh, overlook, nothing! He was too busy yelling, "There will be no favoritism in Barney Fife's administration!""

"Opie: Are you going to fingerprint me, Barney?"

"Aunt Bee: Oh, don't joke, honey! He's liable to send you up to state prison!"

"[The people laugh again as Aunt Bee and Opie exit the courthouse.]"

"Clarabelle Morrison: Oh, look; there's the Sheriff. Good."

"Jennifer Morrison: Let's go in!"

"Clarabelle: Jennifer! You will be the death of me yet! How many times must I tell you? A lady never goes into a barber shop!"

"Jennifer: I'm sorry, Clarabelle; I keep forgetting. It's just that the odor of witch hazel atones me."

"Clarabelle: Jennifer, you have got to control yourself!"

"Jennifer: But we've got to tell the Sheriff what we know."

"Clarabelle: Well, we will. We'll wait outside for him."

"Barney: "Let's you and me dance.""

"Maude (escaped convict): "What made you change your mind?""

"Barney: "You're beginning to get to me.""

"Maude: "You're a treasure!" (laughs)"

"Andy Griffith as Andy Taylor"

"Ronny Howard as Opie Taylor"

"Don Knotts as Barney Fife"

"Elinor Donahue as Ellie Walker"

"Frances Bavier as Aunt Bee"

"Hal Smith as Otis Campbell"