Shaun of the Dead

"As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "i" in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team... I don't know what he's talking about."

"[Response to David.] GET FUCKED, FOUR-EYES!"

"[Repeated line about Phillip.] He's not my dad. He's my stepdad."

"[repeated line, about his copy of Man Parrish's "Hip Hop Be-Bop"] That was the second album I ever bought!"

"[Seeing a zombie without an arm] Ohh, for God's sake! He's got an arm off!"

"How's that for a slice of fried gold?"

"[coming across zombified Pete] Ah! Sorry, Pete, sorry... listen, we're gonna borrow your car, okay, hope you don't mind and – ah – later on, if you're feeling better, w-we're going down to the pub, so you're m-more than welcome to, to... [whispered] join us.(A reference to The Evil Dead)."

"What's the matter, David? Never taken a shortcut before? (This line would be repeated in Hot Fuzz)"

"[distracting a zombie horde.] Come and get it! It's a running buffet! All you can eat!"

"(after Ed gives him a beer) Thanks Babe."

"Would anyone like... a peanut?"

"[As zombified Pete is biting Ed] PETE! I SAID, LEAVE HIM ALONE! [Shoots and kills zombified Pete.]"

"[When about to attack a zombified John] Okay, John. It's time at the bar!"

"[Ed points out that Pete is in the bar.] Fuck-a-doodle-doo!"

"[When Ed says he's sorry and Shaun smells his farts] Oh my god, that is rotten!"

"Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?"

"[to David when he complains about the window] You did that, you twat!"

"Wa'ssup, niggas?"

"Yeeaah, boy!"

"[to Shaun as he goes to save Barbara] Don't forget to kill Phillip!"

"[repeated line.] Cock it!"

"[Indicates hand movement of sex] "Café au lait" [Moans and points at Shaun] "Pour Vous""

"[repeated line.] Two seconds."

"WE'RE COMING TO GET YOU, BARBARA! (reference to Night of the Living Dead)"

"Can I get any of you cunts a drink?"

"Oi, prick!"

"You believe everything you hear on TV?"

"Watch the leather (reference to Dazed and Confused)"

"[repeating phone messages to Shaun] Well, your mum rang about going out tonight, then Liz rang about the two of you eating out tonight, and then your mum rang back to see if I wanted to eat her out tonight."

"Who the bloody hell put this on?"

"There's a girl in the garden. [Shaun: What?] In the garden, there's a girl."

"Liz: If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going into that pub every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened."

"Liz: PLEASE, CAN WE JUST CALM... THE FUCK... DOWN!"

"Liz: I can see what David is trying to say, even if he is being a twat!"

"Diane: [describing the appearance of a zombie.] Vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who's lost a bet."

"Diane: [Repeated line] SHAUUUUN!"

"David: For a hero, you're quite a hypocrite!"

"David: I'm not the one being unreasonable, pickle!"

"Phillip: [On his zombie bite.] I'm perfectly alright, Barbara. I ran it under a cold tap."

"Barbara: [final words.] It's been a funny sort of day, hasn't it?"

"Various: [to Shaun, repeated line.] You've got red on you."

"Pete: [To Shaun] Sort your fucking life out, mate!"

"Pete: And the front door is open... again!"

"Pete: Fuck-a-doodle-doo!"

"Pete: It's four in the "fucking morning"!"

"Trisha Goddard: [re: a guest who still loves her undead husband.] You go to bed with it?!"

"Radio Newscaster: The Church of England has joined other extremist religious groups in proclaiming the phenomenon 'a sign of the coming apocalypse', although Downing Street is refusing to be drawn into a religious debate."

"Jeremy Thompson: [During emergency news broadcast] In extreme circumstances, the assailants can be stopped by removing the head or destroying the brain. I will repeat that: by removing the head or destroying the brain."

"Jeremy Thompson: [On 'six months on' special] It's just not something you ever expect to have to say on air: "removing the head or destroying the brain". Extraordinary."

"Television Newscaster: Reports that the infection was spread by rage-infected monkeys have now been dismissed as bull-"