Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

"[first lines] Ho-ho! Cracking job, Gromit! Hang in there, ol' chum!"

"[to Gromit] Er, what's up, dog?"

"It's a veritable...vegetable...paradise."

"Just a bit of harmless brain alteration, that's all."

"Lovely food, for rabbits, that is."

"Still got me on the diet, eh, Gromit? Watching me shape. Ha Ha, there's a good dog."

"I'm just crackers about cheese."

"[at the Academy Awards of his and Gromit's movie, presented by Reese Witherspoon] Ooh! I do like a bit of Gorgonzola."

"Veg bad. Veg bad. Veg bad. Say no to carrots, cabbage, and cauliflower. (pause) Oh come on, lad! What are you waiting for? Turn on the weight for. Full suction."

"[pleading to Gromit, as he turns into a Were-Rabbit] You gotta help me, Gromit! HIDE ME! ANYTHING! Before it's to late! [fells down to the floor] LAD!!!"

"Please, Wallace, call me "Totty"."

"Run, rabbit, run!"

"[Victor: Ha-ha-ha! No one beats Victor Quartermaine!] Is that so? [knocks him out with a giant carrot] Consider yourself dumped. Hmm!"

"There's No nonsense with Victor Quartermaine. What you see is what you get. [his toupee is sucked into a rabbit hole]"

"How do you intended to finish these vermin off? Crush them? [kicks the BunnyVac 6000] Liquidize them?"

"I Want. Toupee, please."

"Toupee, you idiot! My hair is in your machine!"

"Out of my way, fool."

"[after firing a shot to get the crowd's attention] A were-rabbit? Oh come, come now. I do believe the Vicar's been at the communion wine again."

"C'mon. Queensberry rules. Put 'em up, you little pipsqueak. Hahahaha, you're shaking. Don't tell me you're a scaredy-cat as well as a scoundrel. And don't think acting like a big girl's blouse will get you out of it. There's no mercy with Victor Quartermaine."

"What the dickens?"

"That's right, my lovely. You can say goodbye to your fluffy lover boy."

"Your loyalty is moving. Sadly, you won't be."

"Get your hairy mitts off my future wife you big brute."

"Oh, no. You commissioned me to rid you of Pesto, and that's just what I intend to do."

"[shoves a pitchfork in Lady Tottington's hair] Hmmmm, I rather like your hair pinned back."

"You can hop, but you can't hide, Pesto!"

"Eat carrot, bunny boy."

"No one beats Victor Quartermaine. [Lady Tottington: Is that so? Consider yourself dumped.]"

"[the Were-Rabbit is teetering on the roof of Tottington Hall, above a mob] Stand back! There may be a large rabbit dropping!"

"Hey! Give over!"

"This flipping vegetable competition causes nothing but trouble every year."

"If you ask me, you know, I tell ya."

"If you ask me, this was arson. Aye, somebody "arson" around."

"Cheeeeeeese!"

"Ooh, I do like a bit of gorgonzola."

"Ah, the bounce has gone from his bungee."

"Hey, Presto! Rabbit rehabilitation!"

"I'm inventing, mostly."

"Charming. I'm Wallace."

"Your Lordship."

"Good night, Gromit."

"Cracking toast, Gromit."

"Monterey Jack! Wow!"

"Smashing Wensleydale."

"Job well done, lad."

"Cheese, Gromit!"

"Heehee! Lovely cheese, Gromit!"

"Don't forget the crackers."

"[last line] CHEEEEEEEEESE!!"