Ratchet & Clank Future: Tools of Destruction

"[After crashing hoverbike] Well, looks like we're going on foot. At least I can try out my new nav-unit."

"[When hitting Cragpoles with the Gyro-Cycle] YES! Thats gonna add a few points to my license!"

"Deadmeat! Its dark in here! So... scared!"

"He just can't seem to land a hit, folks. This guy must be more irritated than a one-legged droid in butt kicking contest!"

"See how our opponent flees his attackers. His hand between his legs, his eyes filled with tears... I taught him that trick..."

"[When you equip the Razor Claws] Gotta love Razor claws. Lethal, precise, and stunning to look at! Like me, Captain Qwark!"

"[When you equip the Tornado Launcher] Sweet Jupiter! What kind of black magic voodoo does this guy wield?! He controls the forces of nature!"

"[When you equip the Buzz Blades] Hey hey hey! You could've taken someone's eye out with those things!"

"Whoa, that looked painful! I would turn away if I weren't already completely desensitized by Holonet violence."

"This is just a reminder folks, streaking through the arena is prohibited by law. I'm looking at you, Crushto!"

"Tired of losing crop after crop of jellyweed thanks to fossilmite infestation? Try Grummelnet's new and improved Lawn Ninjas! Protecting your garden, with the quickness!"

"Watching this young buck fight reminds me what got me into gladiating...Honour, courage, glory! And of course the groupies, ahhhh, groupies..."

"Owned! By a wrench to the skull!"

"Mustachio enjoys hoverball, stamp collecting, and taking long walks on the beach, with small robotic know-it-alls...When he grows up he says he wants to be just like, (gasp) Captain Qwark! How unexpected!"

"Will our challenger crush Crushto, or will he become interstellar fish food?"

"This giant mechanical robot... slash... fish... thingy... enjoys tennis, arts and crafts and... sushi?! Heh, who knew?"

"[Lethal Gas challenge] Whoa! I haven't smelled gas this lethal, since I took Helga to that all you can eat buffet on planet Veldin!"

"We have a new champion! Congratulations Mustachio! You've defied the odds, and managed, not to die!"

"[Qwark's plan of attack] Zordoom prison! A dangerous dungeon of dastardly denizens, death and destruction! A deadly den of devious, desperadoes, damaged by decades of d... uhhh... let's just say, they're criminals... To infiltrate this fortified, fortress of fear, our agent, codenamed 'Deadmeat', will make his way across the grindway of certain death, traverse the walkway of tortured souls, and ascend the grav-ramp into the mouth of the jolly jackal! While I direct the operation from my townhouse of solitude, our agent will jump down the elevator shaft to the lair of eternal sorrow... It is here he will be confronted by an army of Tachyon troopers, a battalion of embattled bandits, and an entire school of Zombie Ninja Panda Bears! Good luck, Deadmeat! May you die a glorious heroes death!"

"[At Zordoom Prison] Stronghold to deadmeat. Operation Deathwish, is a go..."

"[At Zordoom Prison] Just ahead of you is the Grindrail of Certain Death. You'll need to use this in order to reach the skydock."

"[At Zordoom Prison] With my guidance, and your fortuity, you just might make it out of here alive!"

"[At Zordoom Prison] Okay, you should be at the grav-ramp... What's the point of these things anyway? Hasn't anyone ever heard of stairs?"

"[At Zordoom Prison] Okay, so there are no tortured souls, but be careful of those spotlights... they activate Zordoom's impenetrable defense systems."

"[At Zordoom Prison] I'm picking up multiple enemies in your sector Deadmeat, what ever you do, do not- Oh, hold on, call waiting."

"[At Zordoom Prison] You made it? Yes, I mean you made it! Now head inside and use your Decrypter thingy-ma-jig to hack the brigde."

"[At Zordoom Prison] Here it is Deadmeat, the entry point to the main cell block. Once you've hacked the elevator control, you'll be able to hurl yourself down this dark elevator shaft!"

"[At Zordoom Prison] Wow, this definitely wasn't in the plan... err gotta run!!"

"[At Zordoom Prison] Hey, Ratchet, while you where lounging around Zordoom, I managed to steal the coordinates to Kerchu city right off Tachyon's personal computer! No need to thank me, its all in a days work for this superhero..."

"Mr. Zurkon does NOT come in peace."

"Mr. Zurkon destroy little fishy-men."

"[when the Groovitron is deployed] Mr. Zurkon enjoys a good boogie."

"1 little, 2 little, 3 little Cragmites. 4 little, 5 little, DEAD little Cragmites."

"You dare to hurt measly furball?"

"You are the disease and Mr. Zurkon is the cure!"

"Why do you hide, stupid aliens? Mr. Zurkon only wishes to kill you!"

"Ha! Mr. Zurkon requires no nanotech to survive, Mr. Zurkon lives on fear!"

"Yoo hoo! Mr. Zurkon is looking to kill you!"

"James Arnold Taylor as Ratchet"

"David Kaye as Clank"

"Jim Ward as Captain Qwark"

"Andy Morris as Emperor Tachyon"

"Tara Strong as Talwyn Apogee"

"Richard Steven Horvitz as Zoni"

"Robin Atkin Downes as Captain Romulus Slag"

"Wally Wingert as Rusty Pete"

"Marc Graue as Mr. Zurkon"