"Once I was strong. Powerful beyond measure, beyond imagining. It has been an age since I last fed... but I will return. I will live again. I will have my vengeance. Nothing will stand in my way. They will pay. Even if it takes an eternity, they will pay... For I am the dragon, Dracul! I am the Prince of Darkness! That... is my vengeance."

"Enough talk! Have at you!"

"So into the second lap we go and this race is hot!"

"Enough talk! Have at you!"

"NO! No! Live! My son! ...my son..."

"Banjo and Kazooie are picking up some weather, folks! The rain is getting jiggy out there!"

"Watch out, people! It’s raining giant golden jiggies!"

"All Star Alert, folks! Banjo and Kazooie have the all star!"

"That was one heckuva race! Bring on the next one!"

"No...please, stay! Stay with me!"

"I am the blood that flows through your veins. I am the dark shadow that chills the hearts of men. I am the fury! Your hate - and your vengeance! I am! Your destiny!"

"Don't you dare call me that! EU SUNT DRACUL!"

"You cannot kill me. You will die in vain, just as your father."

"It seems fate has given me a second chance... father."

"Down here, you bitch!"

"I remember it well… son."

"Hahaha, you fight well. Worthy of the name Belmont."

"We are into the final lap! Make or break time!"

"Such a sad tale is ours. A tale of heroes who strove to save humanity, only to lose our own."

"Zeus, show yourself!"

"I am immortal!"

"You dare defy the Ghost of Sparta?!"

"I am the God of Golf!"

"When I think about how many years I spent worshipping you, it makes me sick. I drew fan art. I moderated the Qwark forums. I even wrote a spec screenplay called "The Adventures of Captain Qwark and Sergeant Zurgo!""

"Oh, hello noobs! I'm guessing by now you realized that I am actually... Stuart Zurgo: the universe's most cunning supervillain! Are your feeble minds blown? Does it gnaw at you knowing that I was right under your noses the entire time?!"

"Three days I waited in line at the Kerwan convention center! All I wanted was an autograph. Instead they told us that you were arrested for kidnapping Abercrombie Fizzwidget!"

"All right, Q-Force. Our mission is simple. Drive back the gungarian hoard, restore the planetary defense center, and return to the Phoenix for what I can only hope is a galaxy-funded pizza party."

"Stuart Zurgo? He used to be captain of the Captain Qwark cadet club! You wrote some really disturbing fanfiction. Yeesh!"

"I was in a different place back then! All I wanted to do was be just like you. Then I watched as you were involved in scandal after scandal! And every time the Galaxy just forgave you! You’re nothing but one big epic fail! And this time, you’re going to pay! Colon, closed parentheses. I’m out!"

"And to think, all this could have been avoided if you just acted like a real hero! But there are no real heroes, are there? Everyone is working an angle. Well now, so am I!"

"The driving power behind your fists should not be power, but your conviction!"

"Feeble creature, just lay down and die."

"Devote your life to me, and become my pawn. Only then will I let you live."

"It is time to strip you of your powers."

"The fight doesn't end here. The battle for self-improvement is never-ending."

"Asgard. Proud and gleaming jewel of the Nine Worlds. The Asgardians have since the Allfather opened his wisened eye, stood defiant against the wrath of their many enemies. But wrath is a sword easily shattered and these foes have thus far been unsuccessful. Perhaps they need a better plan. It would have to be a cunning plan, full of guile. And it would have to consider of course the Allfather. Mighty Odin, Ruler of Asgard. If he were to fall, then all the Nine Worlds would slip into chaos. But he is well protected. Someone would have to open the Mighty Gates of Asgard along the Rainbow Bridge. And the plan would need some way to neutralize the all seeing Heimdall. Long has he watched over Asgard and its welfare. But he’ll never see this coming. Not today. Asgard is under attack. Someone must have come up with a plan."

"Tom Hiddleston as Loki"

"What in the Nine Worlds?"

"Audrey Wasilewski as Viper"

"Chris Hemsworth as Thor"

"Wrong, Jotun. You have come here to die."

"Idris Elba as Heimdall"

"As long as there's still fight in your fists, I'll take you on as many times as you like!"

"Chris Evans as Steven Rogers/Captain America"