Pokey the Penguin

"“YES . ALSO WHISKEY. BUT MOSTLY LOVE...AND WHISKEY.” --Pokey, “Drunk on Love”"

"“SO SEXY RUSSIAN SPY VIXEN, YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP ME??”” --Mr. Nutty"

"“I STAB YOU IN THE ORGAN!!!” --Pokey"

"“YOU'LL HAVE TO STAB MORE THAN JUST ONE ORGAN TO STOP ME!!!” --Mr. Nutty, “I Will Destroy Him”"

"“POKEY THE NORTHERN LIGHTS!” --Small Child"

"“THAT IS HOW YOU SAY 'HELLO' IN SAN FRANCISCO!” --Pokey, “San Francisco”"

"“POKEY I DID NOT KNOW CANARIES WERE MINED FROM THE SUBTERRAIN!” --Small Child"

"“THE EARTH'S GEOLOGY IS RICH WITH CANARY!” --Pokey, “Pokey in the Abandoned Mine”"

"THIS MINIATURE FLYING AMUSEMENT IS THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE!!! IT ENABLES ALL TO FLY, EVEN THE FLIGHTLESS"

"“PITY ON THE FLIGHTLESS POKEY” --Small Child"

"“PITY INDEED ON THEM, LITTLE GIRL!! OH NO PREMATURE ACTIVATION!!!!” --Pokey"

"“THE LAUNCHER MAKES A RISIBLE SHOW OF YOU POKEY!!!!!!!!!!” --Small Child, “Pity on the Flightless”"

""SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE BAD WITH THE GOUDA" --Small Child (Reading Pokey's comic)"

"EVERY COMIC HAS A CHEESE PUN! AWESOME POWER!" –Pokey, "Hello Sexy World"

""I AM POKEY THE PENGUIN! WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?" --Pokey"

""WHEN WE ARRIVE IN THE LAND OF RICHES, WE WILL NOT NEED FRIENDS!" --Immigrant"

""BOOKS MAY BE READ, SMALL CHILD!!!!" --Pokey"

""POKEY WHAT AN IDEA!!!! YOU ARE A SECOND SUN IN MY SKY!!!!" --Small Child"

""I OFTEN BURN WHITE HOT AND DRIFT LAZILY ACROSS THE STRATOSPHERE EMITTING PIERCING SCREAMS JUST LIKE THE REAL SUN!!!!" --Pokey, “Pokey is Strong and Virile”"

"[DEF LEPPARD IS ROCKING THROUGH A SET!!!]"

""BREAKIN THE LAW BREAKIN THE LAW!" --Joe Elliott"

""HOORAY! THE DEMON LEFT MY JAR OF PEANUTS!!!" --Pokey"

""OH NO! HE POSSESSED MY ONE REMAINING ARM!!!" --Rick Allen"

""YOUR DEMONIC ARM WANTS ONLY A PEANUT!!!" --Pokey"

""ALSO, TO ELECTROCUTE THAT NUN!" --Rick Allen"

"NO" --Nun, "Def Leppard Saves"

""HOORAY!" --All Characters"

""YES!" --All Characters, usually after a statement rather than in answer to a question."

""HELLO POKEY!" --Any Minor character that doesn't know Pokey"

""CRUD!" --Pokey"

""SMASHING JOB OLD BEAN!" --Mr. Nutty"

""I DON'T BELIEVE IT!" --Skeptopotamus"

""COOKIE!" (Usually appears as caption in panel when Gustavo arrives)"

""BIF!" --The Boxing Glove"

""MAMA MIA!" --Italians"