Little Miss Jocelyn

"Shop Assistant: Don't do that."

"Shop Assistant's friend: Don't do what?"

"Shop Assistant: (pause) Don't do what?"

"Salesman: Just... just stop, alright-"

"Shop Assistant: Stop."

"Shop Assistant's friend: Stop."

"Salesman: Could you stop? (fed up) I need to sit down."

"Shop Assistant's friend: I tell you what, why don't you sit down-"

"Salesman: (snaps)Just be quiet for one minute, please!"

"Shop Assistant's friend: Okay. (To her friend) Be quiet."

"Shop Assistant: Quiet-(Shop Assistant's friend shushs and her friends follows suit. They start shushing each other for quite a while)"

"Salesman: Could you just stop it-(They both shush him. He angrily gets up and picks his stuff up and leaves)"

"Shop Assistant's friend: Did he pay for those?"

"Shop Assistant: DID he pay for those?"

"Ignatius: Now, Babatunde Shola Abakunde Olubula Jeelufuwotee J.r"

"Son': (Cockney accent) Dad, why won't you just call me tony?"

"Ignatius: Hey! What have I told you about your accent? If you'r serious about becoming a mini-cab driver, and you want people to understand you, then you must speak in the appropriate manner."

"Son: (Nigerian accent) Sorry daddy, I sometimes forget."

"Ignatius: Umm hmm, So today, even though I'm your instructor remember, I'm also your father, your passenger and your licence issuer and that driving is about. Multitasking. Make sure you're doing at least three things at the same time."

"Son: So can I drive, make a phone call, and cook sheep's head while I'm driving."

"Ignatius: Of course, now why are we not moving, the suspence is killing so let's go fast fast I don't got tiiiimme!"

"Son': But Daddy, I have to put my keys in first."

"Ignatius': Huh? What is key? You mean 'clanky clanker'? You're language is getting very bad. You have been in this country for too long."

"Son: But daddy you too have been here for a long time"

"Ignatius: Yes but nobody knows cuz I don't got visa to prove it"