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4月 10, 2026
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"The Bigger they are the harder they fall"
"New York! It's my kind of town. // If I can kill 'em here...I can kill 'em anywhere! / Reference to Frank Sinatra's song "New York" ("If I can make it there, I'll make it anywhere...") [just after door kick video sequences and player gets control over Duke Nukem]"
"Aaah, I love the smell of sewers in the morning. I bet Morphix is hiding under a turd somewhere. [when beginning E4L1]"
"Ahh, something smells rotten around here. [just before starting fight with boss at E4L3]"
"Ahh, that’s better! [in toilet just after the beginning of E3L1]"
"All aboard the Midtown Express... to hell! [when reaching trains at lower parts of E3L3]"
"You must be 18 or older to ride. [after rescuing a babe]"
"Babes, bullets, bombs... Damn, I love this job! [after rescuing a babe]"
"Batteries not included! [after killing a robot]"
"Call me now, for your free whipping! [when Duke receives a phone at E3L2]"
"Come on out, Morphix. There's only two ways this can end, and in both of them... you die! [before fight with Morphix's helicopter at E1L3]"
"Confucius say... Die! [before killing a monkey or Chinese enemy with 2 guns]"
"Dance for me, baby! [after rescuing a babe]"
"Death before Disco! [when Duke enters E2L3]"
"Die, bitch! [when duke shoots a female bot]"
"Don't get your panties all in a bunch. [during running into an office tower before door kick video sequence at game start and after rescuing a babe]"
"Don't worry girls, there's plenty of Duke to go around. [after completing the game]"
"[beep, beep, beep] The number you have reached: 9-1-1 has been changed to a non-published number. [when Duke receives a phone at E3L1]"
"End of the line - last stop: Total destruction! [after defeating the boss at E4L3]"
"Gotta find the exit now. [after rescuing the babe first and finding the key]"
"Guns don't kill mutants? I kill mutants! [after killing any mutant]."
"Half man, half animal, all dead! (Reference to Robocop: "Half man, Half machine, all cop") [after killing a mutant]"
"Ooh, careful with those things! [after rescuing a babe]"
"Hey, I know this classy place where you put quarters into the bed and... [after rescuing a babe]"
"Hmm, that stuff doesn’t look bio-degradable [when reaching GLOPP barrels at E1L2 in the interior section, before window cleaning platforms]."
"Hmm, so there is life after death... [after respawning]"
"Hmm, no lights... must be part of Morphix's energy conservation plan. [at E5L1 when following little blue lights]"
"Hmm... the other white meat. [when Duke spots a pig cop]"
"Hmm, wonder what this does. [when attempting to solve light riddle at E5L2]"
"I always said, if there was a way to go, it'd have something to do with women, whips, and oil... Let's rock. [before encountering a fight with a robot babe at E7L3]"
"I am the king of the world, baby! (reference to the 1997 film "Titanic") [after rescuing a babe and after credits - in video sequence with babes and confetti, black screen appears for a moment and Duke says this phrase]"
"Ooh, I better get the hell out of here! [after the first part of the fight with boss at E4L3]"
"I'm an equal opportunity ass kicker! [after killing a female bot]"
"I'm not gonna fight you, I'm gonna kick your ass! [before fighting boss at E2L3]"
"I can do this all day... [after respawning]"
"I could use some new boots. [when Duke encounters a mutant crocodile]"
"I don't do windows. [when encountering window cleaning platforms at E1L2]"
"I go where I please, and I please where I go. [after rescuing a babe]"
"I hate pigs! [after killing a pig cop]"
"I kill bugs... Dead! [after killing a mutant roach or fly, old Raid insect killer slogan]"
"I like big guns, and I cannot lie. [when Duke chooses rocket launcher, reference to Sir Mix-A-Lot's song "Baby Got Back")"
"I love the smell of bird crap in the morning. (reference to the film Apocalypse Now: "I love the smell of napalm in the morning", spoken after entering tanker deck at E6L1)"
"I see dead people. [when he blows multiple enemies up with X3000 gun, reference to the film The Sixth Sense]"
"I want a damn refund! This cruise sucks! [before fighting boss at E6L3]"
"It's a good day to die! (reference to Worf from Star Trek: The Next Generation) [after going through weapon detector at E8L1 and respawning]"
"It's clobbering time! (when double damage is picked, Reference to "The Thing" of the "Fantastic Four")"
"It's my way or... Hell, it's my way! [after blowing a subway car up at E4L2]"
"It's gear stripping time! [when spotting a robot]"
"Let's rock! (before engaging the final fight with Morphix at E1L3 and E8L3, and after respawning)"
"Life is like a box of ammo. (when assault rifle is selected, reference to the film Forrest Gump: "Life is like a box of chocolates...")"