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4月 10, 2026
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"The best show you'll ever see! The LAST show you'll ever see! Ehehehe!"
"Attention minions, the bandicoots are in sight! Start the Doom Rig!"
"Are you ready? Start...your...bwaah?! SABOTAGE!!!"
"Run run vroom vroom! Ehehehehehe!"
"What's taking you imbeciles so long?! Your target's caged, for cripes sake!"
"Alright, all you bloodthirsty lunatics. Put your freaky little hands together for...RAWK-IT HEAD! 1, 2. 1, 2, 3, 4."
"Prepare for a beat-ing, bandicoots!"
"You're ruining my solo!"
"Stop it stop it stop it stop it!"
"Stay away from my robot! He's fragile."
"What's the matter? Don't like DEATH METAL?!"
"My equipment!"
"No bandicoots allowed on the drums!"
"GAAAAH!!! The show must go on!"
"Paws off the stereo!"
"You really know how to make me mad!"
"Argh! Fine! We'll do this the hard way."
"Quit breaking my things!"
"Will you stop interrupting my set?!"
"Noooo! Hmm. [blasted off from explosion] AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! [falls down] Ow, ow, ow, oh! My beautiful creation..."
"[to Cortex] Hush, simpleton."
"At least Uka Uka and I attempt to free us from this prison. I won't sit idly by and listen to your inane ramblings for another decade! And the way you chew."
"[referring to Uka Uka] Leave him. He served his purpose. [laughs maniacally]"
"Uka Uka unknowingly paved the way for our bright future. Once my Rift Generator is complete, dominion over all of time and space will be within our grasp!"
"[to N. Gin and N. Brio] HASTEN YOUR STEPS! By my calculations, our enemies are already moving against us. And we...will...prevail."
"[to Cortex] I knew you would be unable to handle this...simplest of tasks."
"How fortunate. You see, I no longer have need for our alliance. I've found a new partner...and a new plan."
"Of course! The Rift Generator has capabilities beyond your meagre imagination. You were content to simply rule over space and time, but I'd rather start from scratch. Erase it all. Wipe the slate clean. I'm going to reset the timeline and rebuild it to my liking. I will become a god, which means you won't exist, and neither will those featherbrained masks, or those meddling marsupials! [laughs evilly]"
"[to N. Oxide] Silence, whelp!"
"You try my patience, Oxide."
"[to his female counterpart] You manage our affairs with such poise."
"Delicious."
"Let's make this fun. Give them a sporting chance."
"Curse you..."
"[referring to N. Oxide] Now, now. I'm sure this insect knows how to obey an order."
"[to N. Oxide] Take your ship to planet Bermugula and be on the lookout for any ships approaching the Rift Generator. We can't afford any unwanted visitors."
"[to her original counterpart] Naturally. As do you."
"[to Tawna] What's the matter, hero? Couldn't solo this one?"
"The last time I killed her friends, her screams were exquisite."
"Ooh. [throws Tawna to the ground] Let's see what you mongrels can do as a pack!"
"...bandicoots."
"Crash Bandicoot, at last I, the great Neo Cortex, have you right where I want you. And now the final blow!"
"Face it, N. Tropy. It's going to fail...again."
"[referring to Uka Uka] Is he dead?"
"N. Gin, N. Brio, you had some little projects you wanted to tell me about?"
"Right, yeah, fine, sure. Have fun with your...ray guns or whatever."
"Crash Bandiccot, you banished me to the past. But all it did was give more time to plan your doom. You'll find me up the mountain. Don't freeze on the way!"
"Hmm. [notices Crash] Oh! [laughs] Just a few more steps and you'll be bandicoot bar-barba-CHOO! [sneezes and accidentally pushes the button on his detonator] Ahh!"
"Crash Bandicoot. It's about time. This is going to be just like the old days...except, this time, EVERYTHING WILL GO ACCORDING TO MY PLAN! [laughs maniacally]"
"Not again!"