The Boat That Rocked

"Ralph Brown - Bob Silver"

"Ike Hamilton - Harold"

"Kenneth Branagh - Sir Alistair Dormandy"

"Sinead Matthews - Miss C"

"Jack Davenport - Domenic Twatt"

"Talulah Riley -Marianne"

"Emma Thompson - Charlotte"

"January Jones - Elenore"

"Gemma Arterton - Desiree"

"I believe the technical term is a fuckload of boats!"

"'How about it?' How about this? Try and fuck your way out of this one Mark!"

"1 Boat. 8 DJs. No Morals."

"They rocked. They rolled. Then they sank."

"On air. Off shore. Out of control."

"Philip Seymour Hoffman - The Count"

"Tom Sturridge - Carl"

"Bill Nighy - Quentin"

"Because if you shoot a bullet, someone dies. When you drop a bomb, many die. You hit a woman, love dies. But if you say the f-word, nothing actually happens."

"Rhys Ifans - Gavin Kavanagh"

"Nick Frost - DJ Dave"

"Tom Brooke - Kevin"

"Rhys Darby - Angus Nutsford"

"Katherine Parkinson - Felicity"

"Chris O'Dowd - Simon Swafford"

"Tom Wisdom - Mark"

"Will Adamsdale - John Mayford"

"You know, a few months ago, I made a terrible mistake. I realized something, and instead of crushing the thought the moment it came I... I let it hang on, and now I know it to be true. And I'm afraid it's stuck in my head forever. These are the best days of our lives. It's a terrible thing to know, but I know it."

"To all our listeners, this is what I have to say - God bless you all. And as for you bastards in charge, don't dream it's over. Years will come, years will go, and politicians will do fuck all to make the world a better place. But all over the world, young men and young women will always dream dreams and put those dreams into song. Nothing important dies tonight, just a few ugly guys on a crappy ship. The only sadness tonight is that, in future years, there'll be so many fantastic songs that it will not be our privilege to play. But, believe you me, they will still be written, they will still be sung and they will be the wonder of the world."

"I find alcohol rather sharpens my mind..."

"Sometimes, just sometimes, I think I should be called 'Clever Kevin'."

"Are you doing something dirty? Are you doing something your parents don't know about? Are you breaking the law? Are you breaking the rules?"

"Open your knees and feel the breeze, because Gavin's back to stay!"

"Now it's just you and me, and I'm looking right up your skirt."

"Think of me when you cum!"