"My evil stepsister, you've seen Cinderella, right? Let me clue you in, I win."

"It's bigger than our entire apartment and the Chinese restaurant downstairs and the dry cleaner down the street; it m…"

"Every year I would wish if that I was good enough you would come and find me."

"Dude, its chocolate. Need I say more?"

"I think I owe you a rather large apology."

"You like Co-co Pops?"

"I'm not explaining this very well, am I?"

"For me, it's just a stop on the campaign trail, and for Glynnis it's a chance to launch Clarissa on society."

"No, in Clarissa's case it's more like an intercontinental ballistic missile."

"If you take your nose out of the air for one second you'll see that you're designer, I'm vintage. You've got a mansio…"