"Your body's slammin'. Let's get to jammin'."

"Who the hell are you, woman?! You're the Grim Reaper, ain'tcha?! I don't wanna go to hell!"

"Holy Motown!"

"Caucasian overload! Caucasian overload!"

"It's time to say goodbye to Anton Jackson... and say "what it is" to Undercover Brother."

"There's times for falling apart, and there's times for gettin' funky. This is one of those funky times!"

"You mess with the 'fro... you got to go."

"Let me tell you something about the word "good", brother. "Good" is an ancient Anglo-Saxon word "Go-od" meaning "abse…"

"Hey, look out, black man, he's got a gun! (gunshot) I'm hit, but my vest caught it, bitch!"

"Too funky for myself."