"I am not afraid to look ridiculous. Not everyone can afford it."

"Divorce is one of the highest achievements of mankind! It only takes a minute to fall in love. To get a divorce, some…"

""I, Baron Munchhausen, an ordinary man..." Sounds like the beginning of a romance song. "I didn't fly to the moon." A…"

"Since no one needs an extra day of spring, let's forget about it. It's hard to live on such a day, but easy to die."

"I wish you would understand at last, that Münchhausen is famous not because he flew to the moon or because he didn't,…"

"I have called you together, gentlemen, to tell you an unpleasant piece of news. Damn it, what a great line to start a…"

"Tomorrow is the anniversary of your death. Are you trying to ruin our holiday?"

"There is no truth at all. The truth is what is currently considered the truth."

"I won't let you drop the waist line to hips. After all, we are the center of Europe. I won't let any Spaniards to dic…"

"Any love is legal if it is love."