"Do you know what this family needs? A mute."

"Look kid... what I do, running around, stealing stuff, may sound great when you're 14 years old, but it sucks just a …"

"You know, you and my wife have a lot in common. You both think you have some right to life working out the way you wa…"

"You know what I'm going to get you for Christmas, Mom? A big wooden cross, so that every time you feel unappreciated …"

"Yeah? Well, maybe Santa won't come back next year. Maybe he and the Easter Bunny will take a fuckin' cruise to Jamaic…"

"They might be his hostages but what they're doing to this guy is criminal."

"He's taken them hostage. They're driving him nuts."

"Denis Leary - Gus"

"Judy Davis - Caroline"

"From now on, the only person who gets to yell at is me. Why? Because I have a gun. People with guns get to do whateve…"