"[to Morand] I've always felt that even in war, gentlemen, though they may be on opposing sides, still have much in common. It was everyone's misfortune that Hitler was not a gentleman."

"A manhunt explodes with shock and excitement!"

"John Gregson - Colonel Sandauer"

"It's like the natural functions. Revolting, but inevitable."

"[to Hartmann] I don't want to have to blow your handsome head to pieces."

"Tom Courtenay - Lance Corporal Kurt Hartmann"

"Omar Sharif - Major (Lt. Colonel) Grau"

"Philippe Noiret - Inspector Morand"

"Joanna Pettet - Ulrike von Seidlitz-Gabler"

"Nigel Stock - Sergeant Otto Köpke"

"Christopher Plummer - Field Marshal Erwin Rommel"

"A unique manhunt across the capitals of Europe... across three decades up to today!"

"Peter O'Toole - General Wilhelm Tanz"

"Charles Gray - General Herbert von Seidlitz-Gabler"

"[after getting his hand caught in a spinning globe] Look at that. I have Africa all over my hand."

"I believe everything and I believe nothing. I suspect everyone and I suspect no one."

"Elke Sommer - Maria Gambrelli"

"Well, Cato, I'm back on the case. Ah-ha! [hits him] Now to set the trap, catch the killer and prove to the world that Maria Gambrelli is innocent... of murder. We must accelerate our training program. You must learn to attack me whenever and wherever I least expect it. And you, you must give no quarter."

"Facts, Hercule, facts! Nothing matters but the facts. Without them the science of criminal investigation is nothing more than a guessing game."

"George Sanders - Benjamin Ballon"

"Herbert Lom - Charles Dreyfus"

"Prison is bad enough, without uncomfortable furniture."

"Douglas Wilmer - Henri LaFarge"

"Martin Benson - Maurice"

"André Maranne - François"

"Burt Kwouk - Cato"

"Ann Lynn - Dudu"

"David Lodge - Georges"

"Reginald Beckwith - Receptionist"

"It's Sellers the Sleuth... and there's nothing he won't do to track down a body -- dead or alive!"

"This is a real high calibre comedy!"

"Moira Redmond - Simone"

"The screen commits the perfect comedy!"

"There was a young sleuth full of tricks, solving murders would give him such kicks, till a suspect he treasured was found to be measured 36-26-36!"

"Meet the inspector who was always on the job In The Bedroom... In The Nightclub... In The Nudist Colony!"