"Apartheid isn't that cut and dry. All men are not created equal. The preponderance of South Africa is a different bre…"

"Ted likes his meat dead, enough said"

"With all due respect, many in the entertainment industry are deep into mind-altering substance abuse, and when one’s …"

"Pat Buchanan...was fired by MSNBC for doing nothing more than voicing his rock-solid conservative thoughts on the oth…"

"If it was up to me, if you uttered the word 'gun control,' we'd put you in jail."

"And let's all be honest here; more of us believe in the American hero Sheriff Joe Arpaio's thorough investigation int…"

"Big bangs don't make this. That's not a big bang. God made that. That's a liver. That's mystical. You and I can't mak…"

"They got how many trillions of dollars in gold and silver and jewelry and art and real estate and stained glass and t…"

"[I] never thought too highly of anyone foolish enough to take on the nickname of a life-destroying dope product and p…"

"Practice, practice, practice. Practice until you get a guitar welt on your chest...if it makes you feel good, don't s…"