"Ted likes his meat dead, enough said"

"With all due respect, many in the entertainment industry are deep into mind-altering substance abuse, and when one’s …"

"Pat Buchanan...was fired by MSNBC for doing nothing more than voicing his rock-solid conservative thoughts on the oth…"

"If it was up to me, if you uttered the word 'gun control,' we'd put you in jail."

"And let's all be honest here; more of us believe in the American hero Sheriff Joe Arpaio's thorough investigation int…"

"Big bangs don't make this. That's not a big bang. God made that. That's a liver. That's mystical. You and I can't mak…"

"I'll show you some security and I'll show you some peace: Nagasaki and Hiroshima. You fuck with us and we'll fucking …"

"They got how many trillions of dollars in gold and silver and jewelry and art and real estate and stained glass and t…"

"[I] never thought too highly of anyone foolish enough to take on the nickname of a life-destroying dope product and p…"

"Apartheid isn't that cut and dry. All men are not created equal. The preponderance of South Africa is a different bre…"