"[after Raymond exposes himself to a transsexual in the park, and, shocked, runs away] That is not the only shock you …"

"[last lines] "The filthiest people alive?" Well, you think you know someone filthier? Watch as Divine proves that not…"

"I haven't fallen in love for three whole days!"

"The next package you bring me is getting shoved right up your little ass, can you comprehend that?!"

"Oh my God Almighty! Someone has sent me a BOWEL MOVEMENT!"

"You know who I am, bitch! I'm the filthiest person alive, that's who I am!"

"Gentlemen, the verdict is in. Guilty on all 10 charges of first-degree stupidity."

"You stand convicted of asshole-ism."

"Oh my God,you stupid idiot motherfucker!Connie,go away!"

"This beautiful mobile home you see before you is the current hideout of the notorious beauty Divine, the filthiest pe…"