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"This beautiful mobile home you see before you is the current hideout of the notorious beauty Divine, the filthiest person alive!"
"[after Raymond exposes himself to a transsexual in the park, and, shocked, runs away] That is not the only shock you have before you, Raymond Marble, because at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ass hole!"
"[last lines] "The filthiest people alive?" Well, you think you know someone filthier? Watch as Divine proves that not only is she the filthiest person in the world, she's also the filthiest actress in the world! What you are about to see is THE REAL THING!"
"I haven't fallen in love for three whole days!"
"The next package you bring me is getting shoved right up your little ass, can you comprehend that?!"
"Oh my God Almighty! Someone has sent me a BOWEL MOVEMENT!"
"You know who I am, bitch! I'm the filthiest person alive, that's who I am!"
"Gentlemen, the verdict is in. Guilty on all 10 charges of first-degree stupidity."
"You stand convicted of asshole-ism."
"Oh my God,you stupid idiot motherfucker!Connie,go away!"
"I'll burn you to death,stupid bitch!"
"Hold these goddamn chickens!"
"Mama, nobody sends you a turd and expects to live. Nobody!"
"Do my balls, Mama!"
"I guess there's just two kinds of people, Miss Sandstone, my kind of people, and assholes. It's rather obvious which category you fit into."
"We'll see who's the filthiest person alive! We'll JUST SEE!"
"Babs Johnson, oh what a stupid fucking name! She sounds like a chimpanzee on a tire swing."
"Oh I love you Raymond. I love you more than anything in this whole world! I love you even more than my own filthiness! More than my hair color! More than the sound of bones breaking! The sounds of death rattles! Even more than my own SHIT do I love you, Raymond!"
"How can a couch be out of order?!"
"Sandy Sandstone: Eat the bird, bitch!"
"Cookie: I may have to degrade myself in front of Divine's son. He's into a very strange sex scene."
"Edie: Eggs! Eggs! Eggs!"
"Birthday Card: Happy birthday, fatso."
"Cotton: Murder merely relieves tension."
"An exercise in poor taste."
"The filthiest people alive! Their loves, their hates and their unquenchable thirst for notoriety!"
"Divine - Divine / Babs Johnson"
"David Lochary - Raymond Marble"
"Mary Vivian Pearce - Cotton"
"Mink Stole - Connie Marble"
"Danny Mills - Crackers"
"Edith Massey - Edie"
"Channing Wilroy - Channing"
"Cookie Mueller - Cookie"
"Paul Swift - The Egg Man"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.