"[Chatting up factory girl] Do you realize this Nigerian coffee is being packed straight back to Nigeria?"

"Try not to die like a dog."

"Beware of Mrs. Ball's treacle tart. There is many-a-fly that got stuck in that!"

"Professor Stewart was too far in advance of his time, but his name will live long. We will stand in silence, in grate…"

"The dividing line between the House of Lords and Pentonville Jail is very, very thin."

"[to secretary] Miss Hunter, two Valium and a barley wine for Professor Stewart."

"The future is in your hands, Mr. Travis. Take it... now!"

"Always remember gentlemen, that you are a failure in catering if you don't know what to do with your leftovers."

"Alan Price: [about game of chess] If you don't take that castle soon, the National Trust will!"

"[graffiti] Revolution is the opium of the intellectuals."