"Never mind what I told you! You do as I tell you!"

"I like women as I like elephants, I like to look at 'em but I wouldn't own one."

"Even a dead fish can float downstream."

"Whilst travelling through the Andes mountains, we lost our corkscrew. Had to live on food and water for several days!"

"Bing Crosby - Tom Grayson"

"W. C. Fields - Commodore Jackson"

"Joan Bennett - Lucy Rumford"

"Queenie Smith - Alabam'"

"Gail Patrick - Elvira Rumford"

"Claude Gillingwater Sr. - General Rumford"