"Oh no! He's got him in the deadly Egyptian burger!"

"Even Beyonce's booty can't save that."

"You love the bidet more than me."

"It's revved for her pleasure."

"Goodnight everybody!"

"Goodnight mom."

"If Harry's wearing his cloak of invisibility, I guarantee he's not planting his wand."

"I'm getting screwed today. Right in the mouth."

"If you want to happy for the rest of your life, make a crack-whore your wife."

"The baby is leaking!"