"Act like a dumbshit and they'll treat you like an equal."

"Don't just eat that hamburger, eat the HELL out of it!"

"Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke."

"Just because some jackass is an atheist doesn't mean that his prophets and gods are any less false."

"Pull the wool over your own eyes."

"Relax in the safety of your own delusions."

"They may be Pink, but their money's still green!"

"This "Church of the SubGenius" is the best scam I ever pulled."

"You'll PAY to know what you really think."

"The SubGenius must have Slack."