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"Everyone here is stupid."
"The SubGenius must have Slack."
"Act like a dumbshit and they'll treat you like an equal."
"Don't just eat that hamburger, eat the HELL out of it!"
"Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke."
"Just because some jackass is an atheist doesn't mean that his prophets and gods are any less false."
"Pull the wool over your own eyes."
"Relax in the safety of your own delusions."
"They may be Pink, but their money's still green!"
"This "Church of the SubGenius" is the best scam I ever pulled."
"You'll PAY to know what you really think."
"You know how dumb the average person is? Well, by definition, half of 'em are even dumber than THAT."
""Too much" is always better than not enough."
"I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."
"Give me (Slack, food, money, a job, etc.), or KILL ME!"
"Eternal Salvation — Or TRIPLE your money back!"
"Do What Keepeth Thou from Wilting Shall Be the Loophole of The Law."
"I'd rather be lucky than good any day."
"I always lie . . . and I'm always right."
"There are two kinds of people in the world: those who say, "There are two kinds of people in the world: those who say there are two kinds of people in the world, and the other kind," and there's who don't say. Well, then there's me."
"If you have no Pipe I will give you one; if you do not, I will take it away from you."
"[on capital punishment] Forgive them first... then kill them."
"[when asked if he was interested in discovering what was behind the Veil of Illusion] HELL no! I'm interested in what's behind the veil of ORDINARY REALITY."
"Pull off your pants and roll in your own mistakes."
"In My Father's Midway Are Many Bumper Car Rides."
"I choose to believe in an afterlife only because it is too horrible to believe that such a cool stud as myself could be allowed to disappear from the universe. [Diary entry, age 15]"
"There IS no God — but if you're any kind of real American, you'll demand that He treat you as an EQUAL."
"I am the global village idiot!"
"If humor is based on the misfortune of others, then I suppose you might call me the greatest comedian of all time."
"Don't forgive them, for they know exactly what they do."
"The stupider it looks, the more important it probably is."
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.