"My mom says I’m not allowed to perspire!"

"I am now a checkerboard chick!"

"Sorry, little darlin'. Hope I didn’t dent your 'do."

"(crying after Link has gone with Tracy and the Detention Kids) He just danced on that bus with that Great White Whale…"

"I risked communicable diseases, she’ll certainly risk jail."

"Let me guess, brand-new dress? Well, you’ll stop traffic!"

"I could do a fan dance with a lettuce leaf and you would remain completely obtuse!"

"You know what your demographic is? Cleaning ladies and lawn jockeys."

"My husband, he accidentally suffocated."

"Ma, it's changing out there! You'll like it. People who are different, their time is coming!"