"Ma, it's changing out there! You'll like it. People who are different, their time is coming!"

"My mom says I’m not allowed to perspire!"

"I am now a checkerboard chick!"

"Sorry, little darlin'. Hope I didn’t dent your 'do."

"(crying after Link has gone with Tracy and the Detention Kids) He just danced on that bus with that Great White Whale…"

"Let me guess, brand-new dress? Well, you’ll stop traffic!"

"I could do a fan dance with a lettuce leaf and you would remain completely obtuse!"

"You know what your demographic is? Cleaning ladies and lawn jockeys."

"My husband, he accidentally suffocated."

"Being invited places by colored people - it feels so hip!"