"[about waiting on his car repairs] Very well. What choice do I have? It is as if you have seized me at the base of my…"

"[about being stranded on Earth] When the High Master hears of this, he will surely cut off my plargh and hand it to me."

"Maintain low tones with me, maintain low tones."

"I find you unacceptable! If I did not fear incarceration by human authority figures, I would terminate your life func…"

"[to Ronnie] The frightening statistics of young earthlings mangling themselves in internal combustion vehicles on the…"

"[to Connie, after coming back to Earth] It is not every day a father can give the world to his child."

"If, for some reason your life functions ceased, my most precious one, I would collapse, I would draw the shades and I…"

"You know, Connie, I read in a magazine that you can talk to me about anything."

"[going into labour] My plubar has broken,....the birth spasm has begun."

"Highmaster: Let it be written... are you writing this?"